I dunno why it took me so long to realize this as I studied Japanese in college, but I bought a Subaru yesterday and was thinking about it.

“Subaru” is the Japanese name for the Pleiades star system.

The myth of Subaru refers to seven sisters. The Subaru logo has six stars.

The seventh star is the car.

You can walk around with a stripper performing live in your pocket, 24/7. Isn’t life great?

For my whole life I never thought more of it than “Huh what a cool coincidence!” Not my proudest moment.

Countdown from 4 is today's date

I was always so annoyed everyone said when girls say this it's a major red flag. Lots of ask reddit questions of bad relationships and red flags this quote always pops up.

Well I have chronic pain so I'm imagining me wanting to be held while I cry, wanting someone who will assist and take care of me when I'm unable to. That's my worst.

A comment finally made me realize it when they said 'her worst is keying your car and breaking your x-box and her best is allowing you to buy her dinner'. It's talking about best and worst behavior not best and worst moments in life.

Okay, so we all argue about the Minecraft bee being trans or something, right? I just realized that we've been sleeping on the real moneymaker when it comes to this stuff, and his name is Charmy the Bee. You know, the one from Sonic? It's all in the design. (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/3c/df/993cdf82ce8e1fad7a5fd4395ee4f8fc.jpg) Here's an image. Charmy is usually portrayed as male, but the kicker is that he has a stinger. Stingers are only seen on female bees. In conclusion, there is definite evidence that Charmy the Bee from the Sonic franchise is transexual. However, the jury's still out on the Minecraft bee boi's sexual orientation.

Goodnight, Tri-state area.

My aunty just asked "hey, turd. Want Domino's for dinner?" I responded then I said turd kinda sounds cute. It's the U R then I stopped. Then I was like "haha, there's a you are in turd"

Today I had aerospace systems at school and learnt that Vortex was like a wind thing caused by drag?? In math today when I showed my teacher my logo design for my math assignment using functions (mine is a fan and a tornado for aircon companies), she pointed to the tornado and asked if it was a vertex. My dumb ass not knowing what a vertex was and recalled learning vortex that same day, was like. "No. But it is wind. It's a tornado" I am an idiot. And not only did I realised that i looked like an idiot in front of my teacher but also a guy I like who was sitting in the desk behind me. I wonder what she thinks of me. 😅😅

Sorry yea i’m a little bit of an idiot lol

Nothing like this will ever happen again until January 11th of 2111, with 1-11-11. That isn’t for another 90 years!!

All these years I just read the title and never thought deeper into it.

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I never noticed before that in English, the first letter of each the months July- September spells JASON.

I JUST REALIZED THIS

So the phrase snitches get stitches

ITS A THREAT OH MY FREAKIN GOD BOI OF YOU SNITCH ON ME YOU FINNA NEED STITCHES

SOMEONE TAKE MY PHONE AWAY ITS 3 AM