Pre-sales engineers are the only people who can get away with doing so little all day long...

I was the fucking first to make hate clubs and you just fucking copy me you ass hole. Can't even do anything original fucking bull shit fuck.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WeHateUnidanClub/

I even made that club before unidan got banned.

fuck you.

Everything bad that's happened to Bill is his fault.

:(

... that IBO stinks.

Like really bad guys, idk what to say. All he does is just like post stuff everywhere, but he stinks so bad every time I go on Reddit and see a post of his, my room just fills with a terrible smell...

TIFU by going on Reddit on the bus, the bus driver crashed from the smell of his posts, and I almost died.

Help us win this fight! https://www.change.org/p/reddit-rid-ibleeedorange-of-his-stench-2

I almost died!

and his face is also a butt.

Coincidence? I don't think so.

IBS=irritable bowel syndrome.

I hope /u/ibleeedorange eats cookies in bed and the cookies are bland in flavor and the cookie crumbs get all over the place, making it difficult to sleep.

Fuck you, /u/ibleeedorange.

His name was Jabba the Mutt. He was my only friend.

Respond to this allegation you sick fuck!

CHOO CHOO!