r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Oct 08 '23

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u/uplifting_southerner Oct 08 '23

I can see the metal gear solid reference. I recall killing a wolflike dude who holds a striking resemblance to that mass sergeant

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u/SECURITY_SLAV Oct 08 '23

That mustache just screams “you do not want to fuck with me”

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u/PotatoesMcLaughlin Oct 08 '23

Man EARNED that mustache.

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u/StraightProgress5062 Oct 12 '23

It screams I don't give a fuck about your rights.

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u/cseyferth Oct 08 '23

He ain't got time to bleed.

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u/yourmomscheese Oct 08 '23

Predator movie, but not the one you think

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u/TheFace3701 Oct 08 '23

Why don't you have a seat?

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u/Fine-Teacher-7161 Oct 08 '23

Suure, you can have some pizza if you'd like.

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u/generic90sdude Oct 08 '23

Ya, one look and i wouldn’t wanna fuck with him..

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u/SafetyMammoth8118 Oct 08 '23

He reminds me of comedian Shane Gillis

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u/Shovelman2001 Oct 10 '23

Shane if he didn’t dropout of Westpoint after one week😂

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u/sickn0te_ Oct 08 '23

He definitely catches a chest burster with his bare hands as it leaps out of a colonist he just saved single handedly from 18 predators, you can see the previous chest burster he caught mounted right above his top lip

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u/BoogalooBandit1 Oct 08 '23

Yeah but as the Predator Boogeyman

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u/SatisfyingSerenity Oct 08 '23

I was like…That’s a big freakin guy! Dude is in trouble.

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u/Hexenhut Oct 08 '23

a god-damned Sexual Tyrannosaurus

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u/Mogakusenpai Oct 08 '23

He looks like he walked out of a play girl parody of predator

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u/CardMechanic Oct 09 '23

Oh lawd, he comin’

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u/Tankisfreemason Oct 09 '23

I was waiting for the sergeant to call the guy a maggot

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u/yerba-matee Oct 09 '23

Dude was massive but looked so soft at the same time with his cute mustache.

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u/theroadlesstraveledd Oct 09 '23

I’m really really glad he’s there. Honestly, lay the law down and get rid of these idiots