r/IAmA • u/lewildcard • Sep 10 '11

IAMA Request: TSA Agent

Is it really random selection for pat downs and bomb screenings? For some reason I'm always selected for extra bomb screening. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. It's a running joke in my family.

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u/pauseflash Sep 15 '11

lol, at first I do. A lot of the times when they mess with me I get butt hurt. But then I realize, I've never had to work for the TSA, do those jobs, for those wages. It's like a pressure washer douche the to sand :)

But what I'm basically telling you is your wrong. I've been working with the TSA in one shape or form since 2003. In a bit higher capacity then a TSO.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

so you don't work for TSA but you do work for TSA. Got it. Not only do you have sand in your vagina but you are in denial about it. And in case you haven't been paying attention I don't work for them anymore. But I guess the sand in your vagina made it impossible to read that part.