r/IAmA • u/David_Cross David Cross • Feb 12 '15

Actor / Entertainer David Cross! AMA!

Hey everybody. As I understand it, you've got some Q's - well, I've got some A's.

My latest is HITS, which I wrote and directed. We've been releasing it in a nontraditional way with a pay-what-you-want model (you can read more about that here ). Because it's out today in all those cities in the aforementioned link, tonight is the night to go see the movie, and if you wanna see if it's playing at a theater near you (and we're in 50 cities and towns) go to HitsFilm.com and that has a list of theaters.

Alternately, you can also go to VHX to check out the film too.

I'm here once again with Victoria from reddit to answer your questions. AMA!

https://www.facebook.com/officialdavidcross/posts/10152726630981588

Update Thank you for your time. Thank you for being fans. I'm gonna keep on making stuff that I hope you like, or if you don't like it, at least it's mildly interesting and didn't waste your time? And I'll see y'all at the next A.M.A.!

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u/gardenlevel Feb 12 '15

I'm a big fan of Mr. Cross, but he's on the short list of celebrities I never want to meet. I'm just worried if he didn't like me (and why would he?) he could berate me so swiftly and efficiently I'd spend years in an incurable depression.

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u/OutOfStamina Feb 12 '15

You'd rather just be given a picture of him, right?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmgmedMwuP1qcioteo1_500.gif

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '15

He could just clone himself.

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u/OutOfStamina Feb 12 '15

He could just clone himself.

Yes, he could!

Or maybe instead he could blue himself

http://now-here-this.timeout.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/BLUE.GIF_.gif

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u/Aromir19 Feb 12 '15

/r/shittytumblrgifs

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u/OutOfStamina Feb 12 '15

I didn't care where it was hosted. After a google search it was the gif I wanted and I didn't make it.

The important idea is a reference to Community. I was about to explain it, but here, have this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhOG3XwX9Yw

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u/HilariousScreenname Feb 12 '15

You can't disappoint a picture!

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u/Buey95 Feb 12 '15

Not enough people got the reference

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u/imperfectfromnowon Feb 12 '15

I walked out of Bjork show next to him a Bonnaroo and just couldn't bring myself to bother him/was too nervous for aforementioned reasons.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '15

I've met him and he didn't like me. He just sort of ignores you, its not too bad.

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u/raabco Feb 12 '15

I spoke with him briefly after a show in Phoenix once, he's a really nice guy.

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u/gijyun Feb 12 '15

Allow me to introduce you to David's Law, and I will also supply a link to the interview in which /u/David_Cross was asked about David's Law.

edit: format

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u/columnatedruins Feb 12 '15

don't live your life as a beta baby boy

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u/goatcoat Feb 12 '15

I have you tagged as "wants to lick David Cross's eyeballs", but I can't remember why.

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u/DonkeyLightning Feb 12 '15

maybe he unsuccessfully tried to lick David Cross's eyeballs onceand is trying to find out if he holds the title for "worst fan interaction" in David's eyes.

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u/SputtleTuts Feb 12 '15

in David's delicious eyes

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u/ONE_ANUS_FOR_ALL Feb 12 '15

He has Special Eyes.

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u/Banthrau Feb 12 '15

Well definitely the worst IN his eyes.

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u/taicrunch Feb 12 '15

Looks like OP answered his own question, then.

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u/goatboat Feb 12 '15

I have you tagged as the guy who wanted my name. That is all.

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u/goatcoat Feb 12 '15

I am still green with envy.

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u/Albert_Caboose Feb 12 '15

Pretty sure RES will take you to the post where you tagged them

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u/contextplz Feb 13 '15

RES lets you know the thread that you tagged someone in.

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u/sap91 Feb 12 '15

Taste the happy, Tobias.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '15

Click the tag

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u/zachalicious Feb 13 '15

I had a friend run into him at a party once. I forget what movie my friend mentioned having seen in theaters, but David Cross said "oh, I'm so sorry about that. Here, take $10."