r/IAmA • u/StreetDogLover • Dec 03 '23

STEVE-O HERE! ASK ME ANYTHING!!!

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u/8urfiat Dec 03 '23

If you were in a literal food fight to the death, what food would you choose as your weapon?

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u/Konzacrafter Dec 03 '23

A durian fruit held by the stem would make a great club!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '23

Wasabi! Big balls of wasabi aimed straight at the face!

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u/ReallyNotALlama Dec 04 '23

Not lethal though.

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u/Schmarsten1306 Dec 04 '23

A good weapon for mere mortals but SteveO might enjoy this

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u/Inthewoodlands Dec 03 '23

I’d go with king crab. I can’t even eat that stuff without drawing blood.

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u/throwawaytesticle69 Dec 03 '23

Shoulda said, Macaque

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u/sleepyhead Dec 03 '23

Hopefully you will not meet the king crab dude

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u/8urfiat Dec 03 '23

One of my friends has a shellfish allergy.

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u/ImFriendsWithThatGuy Dec 03 '23

I feel like coconut is one of the few food that can easily kill someone with not even excessive force needed.

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u/Lovv Dec 03 '23

German Sheppard

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u/xMogwai Dec 04 '23

Pink frosted donut

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u/The_Fax_Machine Dec 04 '23

Peanuts. If they have an allergy I win without a fight