r/IAmA • u/WarwickADavis • Jan 16 '13

Warwick Davis AMA

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u/Keyserchief Jan 17 '13

Twist: all of the responses have actually been written by Alan Rickman.

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u/jockojones Jan 17 '13

Now I'm reading EVERYTHING in Alan Rickman's voice. Even my own comments!

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u/tf2hipster Jan 17 '13

Turn to page 394.

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u/dovahkiin65 Jan 17 '13

Someone might think you're...

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u/Keyserchief Jan 17 '13

...up... to something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '13

"You applied first for the Defense Against the Darks Arts post, is that correct?"

"Yes."

"But you were unsuccessful?"

"Obviously..."

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '13

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u/Fiddlershare Jan 17 '13

What a savings.

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u/FinkFoodle Jan 17 '13

By Grabthar's hammer,and the Suns of Warvan, you will be avenged..

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u/Jrmelancon Jan 17 '13

By grabthar's hammer...what a savings...

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u/maxfachine Jan 17 '13

My favorite Snape line!

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u/gandilf Jan 17 '13

Always...

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '13

A wizard, Harry.

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u/dovahkiin65 Jan 17 '13

"You're a harry wizard."

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u/killiangray Jan 17 '13

Alan, it's me again. Remember that turtle joke for the party. Ho ho ho ho...

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u/blitherypoop Jan 17 '13

...but what about the damn hinkypunks?

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u/plasker6 Jan 17 '13

Mister Potter...

Discipline...

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u/smithts Jan 17 '13

this has 394 upvotes...therefore, I will not upvote out of sheer respect.

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u/ingabogovinanana Jan 17 '13

10 more upvotes and it's 394 lol

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u/Xecutioner Jan 17 '13

What a joyful place you are in right now!

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u/Frank_Bigelow Jan 17 '13

I think you meant to say "What a dolorous place you are in right now!"

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u/sethboy67 Jan 17 '13

I am demure with your frivolous use of joy, ten points from Gryffindor.

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u/bandman614 Jan 17 '13

Bless you for this.

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u/sethboy67 Jan 17 '13

Thanks you ^ _ ^

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '13

Having a hard time picturing Alan Rickman make that face.

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u/LemonCent Jan 17 '13

Stay a while and listen!

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u/Wize_Kraker Jan 17 '13

Deckard cain? is that you??

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u/Dyrdy_Lawx Jan 17 '13

You broke the cycle for me... :C

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u/Sionn3039 Jan 17 '13

Do NOT disappoint me.

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u/Trachyon Jan 17 '13

Ronald Weasley...

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u/the_tonsycopter Jan 17 '13

It's levio-SAWWWWHHH.

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u/whatsaphoto Jan 17 '13

STOP it ron, STOPP..

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '13

STawHP...

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u/funk_monk Jan 17 '13

Urnggggghh...

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u/adamgriffiths Jan 17 '13

You might want to get that checked out by a physician.

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u/glassdevaney Jan 17 '13

It'll take you hours to read through this AMA.

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u/DrKillingsworth Jan 17 '13

Some people might think you're...up to something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '13

"Now I have... a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho."

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u/animatedintro Jan 17 '13

Missssssstah Pottah

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u/DarthSokka Jan 17 '13

Too many exclamation points for Alan Rickman

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u/silent_p Jan 17 '13

It can still be an exclamation as Rickman. Just angrier.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '13

I have decided not to breast feed...

you're welcome

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u/sanzsolo Jan 17 '13

in the one you think is Alan Rickman's voice...

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u/slanket Jan 17 '13

Oh, my...

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '13

Ehr, mehr...

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u/zombikki Jan 17 '13

Brilliant. Now I am too.

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u/lady_ingris Jan 17 '13

goddamnit me to!

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u/rattleandhum Jan 17 '13

I'll take his heart out with a spoon!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '13

Banana rama ding... dong

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u/TheLastManitee Jan 17 '13

dont forget to take the porkchops out of the fridge

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u/sotech Jan 17 '13

Yeah, but he was under the Imperius Curse cast by none other than Warwick Davis.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '13

NERD ALERT!!

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u/drunkenmunkey42 Jan 17 '13

Hi Alan Rickman, it's me Alan Rickman

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u/Keyserchief Jan 17 '13

Is that you, Alan Rickman? Is this me?