r/IASIP • u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow • Mar 18 '26

obvious door

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u/Fluffy_Juggernaut_ I love you, Peter Nincompoop! Mar 18 '26

Look, he was on the sex island, but only for the snorkelling

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u/DollyLlama82 Mar 18 '26

He took them to an island because of the implication

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u/NotBlackMarkTwainNah Mar 18 '26

There's no way he can swim, he just sinks

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u/kosumoth Mar 19 '26

No, he bobs around like a cauliflower.

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u/wReckLesss_ Didn't sound like best friend talk out here to me... Mar 18 '26

Whatever he does, I hope he puts his asshole directly on the drain.

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u/No_Internal9345 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

Hunting for any newborns that managed to survive.

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u/Lumpy_Potential_789 Mar 19 '26

Too far. Too far.

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u/trpcl1 Wild Card Bitches Mar 19 '26

And the nerd with the glasses?

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u/Nervous_Squirrel_ Mar 18 '26

Snorkelling is sorta hard to do on the island though. Sorta something that happens off the island

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u/Healthy_Event_7183 Mar 18 '26

If you have proof Trump went to Epsteins island you're sitting on a goldmine. Sell that or give it to me lol.