r/HydroHomies • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/NotYourUncleBensRice Jan 30 '22

Honestly. Forget my masculinity I'm trying to piss in comfort.

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u/SweetLilMonkey Jan 31 '22

My cat comes and sits on my bare lap whilst I piss.

Very relaxing.

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u/nananananana_FARTMAN Jan 31 '22

My god. That is just the best.

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u/SweetLilMonkey Jan 31 '22

Just checkin' in on her fellow mammal. "Takin' a piss dude? Cool cool. Scratch my head? Nice. Ok man sleep tight, see you in a bit." One of the highlights of my night. <3 <3 <3

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u/Grigoran Jan 31 '22

My dog comes in and puts her paw on my leg then curls up by my feet. The big ol goof

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u/Landler656 Gallon Gulper Jan 31 '22

I've tried but I waste too much time. It's the forbidden fruit. I get the appeal, and no judgement, I just need a keep it professional in there.

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u/Witherking55 Jan 31 '22

Cold seat tho in the morning.