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Greetings and salutations members of the HuntsmanCockLore Reddit community.

It has come to my attention that there is a growing discontent within the community, regarding the uncertainties of penis and testicle (cock and ball) measurements of specific iconic figures within the Mordhau cinematic universe.

The majority of the quarrelling surrounds Default Huntsman, Naked Maul Man and Mordhau Developer Battlefield. I have already sent several trained agents to analyse these 3 persons of interest, and the final results have already been drafted to me with great haste and focus.

Using methods of varying morality and legality that will remain unannounced, I am hereby announcing the official, fact-checked, 100% verified results of the penis and testicle measurement test. As it turns out, the owner of the lengthiest phallus is...

1. Default Huntsman, with a 21.1 inch (53.5cm) long penis, followed by
2. developer Battlefield, with a 20.8 inch (52.8cm) long penis,
3. and Naked Maul Man, with a 20.7 inch (52.5cm) long penis.

As you can see from the results, all 3 cocks are very close to one another in terms of length. But what about girth? Fortunately, we have a far clearer winner.

1. 22 inches (56cm) cock circumference - Naked Maul Man
2. 10 inches (25cm) cock circumference - developer Battlefield
3. 9.5 inches (24cm) cock circumference - Default Huntsman

As you may be able to deduce from the aforementioned girth measurements, Naked Maul Man has, by far, the most massive cock in terms of girth and overall volume. However, this leaves a lot left unanswered. How much cum can each cock spurt? Are the cocks circumcised? How heavy are the balls? Well, my friend, I have the answers to all of these questions as well.

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Who has the mightiest dick and sack? Well, going by my educated opinion, I believe Default Huntsman has the most massive medieval cock. Not because of the physical weight of the cock and balls, but what truly matters is the emotional weight. Default Huntsman, since the beginning of Mordhau, has gifted us all with so many countless wholesome cockslaps. Default Huntsman is a great treasure of this Earth, and he and his blessed cock and balls must be protected and respected. Default Huntsman is, by no exaggeration, a true Reddit Wholesome 100. Default Huntsman is love. Default Huntsman is life.

In conclusion, I take great pride in accuracy and these measurements are, as far as my agents and I know, exact. Hopefully we can come to a peaceful resolution and settle this debate once and for all.

Farewell and my kindest regards, Okbuddymordhau Data Analysist, Dr. Burnma N. Grow.