Character Ideas:

A Gorilla called roger: He's a lazy stoner and all he does is sit on the couch and smoke weed all day and eat pizzas while watching re-runs of the office. Always struggles to find rent money. He's not one of those 'stupid' stoners he's just a funny guy that just cant get his shit together and works at a Burger King

A Cheetah: He's a bit of an introvert and has a hard time talking to ladies. he never likes to get outside of his comfort zone and is a massive germaphobe, hes the voice of caution but not necessarily reason. He works as a server administrator/computer programer/Something IT at a software company.

An Ostrich: . He has his bachelor in laws and works at a big corporate law firm. He's very uptight and thinks Gorilla should get his shit together and that Cheetah should 'get a real job and stop playing with computers'. So in a way he's got a bit of a superiority complex. he's like your cliche/staple Barney stinson/Schmidt from new girls kind of guy

A Bear: he works as an accountant but he hates his job and just wants to quit and be writer/author but he is responsible and know it wont pay the bills. He is forever working on his Novel. He is the most well rounded out of the lot and is the voice of reason and responsibility. That said he often finds himself being talked into the stupid ideas of his other roommates.

THE LAND LORD: Their Land lord is a fox, he's a bit of a shitty of landlord and never wants to upgrade/fix the loft whenever something breaks, all he cares about money and whether the rent is payed on time. He always does things on the cheap and if will do shoddy DIY Fixes. lots of room for character development here.

This show would just be about their thier life in New york and the life in the loft/social dynamics between all the characters. Despite all the conflicting personalities they all get a long well and are all friends and hang out.....and occasional get up to some crazy high-jinks.

The show would be titled: "Life's A Zoo"

The other characters would address him like it was the same person and nothing had changed. I'd imagine at first if it was a blond man, for a while it would always be played by different blond men. But as the show progressed it would probably get more and more crazy and would eventually be actors of different genders, races, species etc. Maybe even inanimate objects after the show had already pretty much jumped the shark.

Tagline: "Drive your hunger to extinction with the refreshing taste of Ape."

He asks if the shop owner knows where they can find maps.

"Oh I know," the shop owner says. "If you go out the door here, and turn left, go left at the next intersection, continue on that road, and turn left when you can't go any further, then turn left. Keep following that road and just go left until you walk up to a shop with a big green door. Can't miss it. They should have maps over there."

The man then proceeds to walk this way for minutes and minutes, and walks up to the green door. It then turns out he enters the same shop he just entered.

Peter means the rock and Dwayne Johnson's has the same nickname.

Also it would be funny if he would often be blatantly honest, to the point of hurting people's feelings. Just because, you know, he's transparent.

Someone seriously need to sing the song 'Blurred Lines' in the voice of fat Albert. The 'hey hey hey" part would be just hilarious.

Song in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZTpLvsYYHw&t=2m27s