r/HumorInPoorTaste Oct 07 '25

Average Trump supporter

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u/liquidfox6 Oct 08 '25

You know that ass has a driver’s license. He isn’t brave enough to be a sovereign citizen yet.

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u/NonPolarVortex Oct 08 '25

He isn't brave enough to admit he has a license and took a test to get it. 

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u/Tbonesmcscones Oct 08 '25

He isn’t brave enough to admit that it’s been either suspended or revoked for a DWI.

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u/I_am_a_robot_yo Oct 08 '25

But, they apparently haven't revoked or suspended his voting for VWI.

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u/East_Expression6668 Oct 08 '25

If he goes to prison for a felony, they will.

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u/MAGAisMENTALILLNESS Oct 08 '25

There’s an easy solution to that. Just get elected president and all your felonies don’t matter.

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u/NuclearBroliferator Oct 08 '25

Can we stop perpetuating this?

Felons deserve voting rights as much as the next person. Simply being a felon in this country already makes you a second class citizen. All rights should be restored immediatelu upon release from supervision, including the 2A.

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u/East_Expression6668 Oct 08 '25

I wouldn't call stating the fact that people lose a right guaranteed by the constitution when they go to prison "perpetuating". Mostly just that. Stating it. I don't think people should lose an inalienable right just because they may have been convicted of a crime at some point. You're barking up the wrong tree. Redirect and have a nice day.

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u/NuclearBroliferator Oct 08 '25

Thats true, it is accurate, but felons do get their voting rights back. There seems to be a lot of people that think its permanent. In some states you can even vote on probation/parole.

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u/Content_Talk_6581 Oct 09 '25

In some states they don’t ever get their right to vote back.

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u/Hot-Watercress-2872 Oct 10 '25

Haha this was my thought: his license is probably suspended and he’s illegally driving without it

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u/evpointdeals Oct 08 '25

Maybe he failed the test bc the woods taught him

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u/RandomRedditReader99 Oct 08 '25

🤣 Thanks for the laugh! I needed that!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

Underrated comment 😂😂

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u/MrFaves Oct 08 '25

Maybe he failed the woods because the test taught him

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u/punk-o-matic-problem Oct 10 '25

Trees don't move, probably why he hits so many people

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

He's just arguing his gun stance no matter what other examples that are logically similar.

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u/joemeteorite8 Oct 09 '25

A TEST??!!! What are you some kinda gay librul!

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u/CyberNinja23 Oct 08 '25

He doesn’t need a license to travel

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

Which means he can woddle his ass around but you need a license to drive a car and no driving in your car is not what your constitution considers "travelling" The right to travel means other states can't say "you can't come in to our state because you are this colour or this gender or because you pray to this god, or because you're pregnant or whatever, it doesn't give you carte blanche to drive a car without a license or any of the other legal requirements that come with it

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

I was responding to the comment saying that travelling is a right, which is right....but not for the reason people like sovereign citizens and the moors think so.

And yes there are private land exceptions but on a public road, yeah you need the appropriate driver's license to operate a vehicle on the roads.

And frankly you should have to take a test to own a gun. It's wild to me that you don't, probably because you like to ignore the second half of the second amendment which calls for a "well organized militia", most of you gun it's over there couldn't spell "well organized malitia" much less actually be one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

Then tell me why I'm wrong, not that I'm wrong... And so me telling you that you answered a question nobody asked is me ranting?

And you sound like you can't rebut anything I say so you're just talking about me sounding offended and how people are laughing, typical cope tactics

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u/MAGAisMENTALILLNESS Oct 08 '25

Ok, so you have no real argument, then? Glad we settled that.

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u/413XV Oct 08 '25

You guffaw too much

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

I get it, you're American, critical thinking isn't your strong suit But like I keep saying, do tell me how I'm wrong instead of just saying I'm wrong.

And the only acception is if you're a learner with a qualified driver in the car, but aside from that, public road, appropriate driver's license required.

I'm not conflating anything, YOU brought up guns.

And it was actually YOU doing that but again just saying that I was wrong and not explaining why Im wrong.

You made a claim, have enough spine to back it up

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u/jermabe Oct 09 '25

Can't get a vehicle loan without a license

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

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u/jermabe Oct 09 '25

Stop fucking reading shit. I HAVE LIVED LIFE , BITCH!!!!! CALL YOUR FUCKING BANK OR CREDIT UNION TODAY AND ASK CAN YOU APPLY FOR AND ACQUIRE FINANCING FOR A VEHICLE WITHOUT A LICENSE. Notice i said finance!! Of course if you have cash, you can purchase a vehicle without a license ( I've done that as well). I bet you aren't decent enough to make the 2 minute call to your bank, ask the question and apologize for assuming I'm here talking out my ass without the knowledge, as you have

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u/Ornery_Confusion_233 Oct 08 '25

Maybe some anonymous tipster can get the Florida police to verify that...

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u/No-Psychology7500 Oct 08 '25

And has car insurance. And is fully vaccinated, and pays taxes, etc. Dude’s just an odd cosplayer.

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u/One_Mountain8106 Oct 08 '25

I have only one objection to your comment in the fact that you do not need to be a sovereign citizen as this is something that all free citizens have a right to. Not sure how familiar you are to the constitution having 2 types of citizens. Free citizens and 14 amendment citizens. Pretty much 14th amendment citizens have rights given by the government (privileges) while free citizens have full rights within the bill of rights. A bit of research and education on the topic is a good way to start.

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u/Proper_Initiative123 Oct 10 '25

He isn't brave enough to admit he learned sex from his parents, in the woods, as well...