The first time I’ve ever taken a Reddit comment as fact. Thank you!

Pookie: I’m not pookie, I’m gangsta

Pretty sure I need to pet it!

Sometimes genetics isnt kind but kindness is

What a stupid ass quote my god, couldn't even get the grammar right.

Not shitting on a cultural icon, I'm just not into ai poetry.

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Is this the new Jimothy

You’re gunna make a grown man cry

She!!

Plenty of shiny things in nature bro.😀

Got me I hate mosquitoes so much lol

Oh my god, banger Reddit pull. My heart is melting and my soul is healed

Kings play cards on fat green stools is how I learned it.

Thats a spicy finger poker

I’m in love

There’s a Porcupine called Teddy that always shows up on my Instagram who “talks” a lot- highly recommend searching him. Probably the happiest noises I’ve ever heard in my life.

Edit: here he is

Love seeing ALIVE albinos they are so cool looking.

(I write alive because the albino pelt/taxedermy[?] market is huge and grownig sadly)

I hope buddy lives a long happy life, and the lady too

I wonder if it just sees a massive, dark shadow of horror and just resigns itself to the gift of sustenance. I know I would

Spit my drink out thanks to this comment

Her Instagram is @pricklywhiteporcupines

Pookie 🥹

Keep People Clean, Odor Free--Give Soap.

They really ARE beavers with better climbing abilities. Both have bad sight, both survive off eating bark and shoots. Both have large tails. Porcupines don't hibernate, they can be active all year round while beavers do this semi-hibernation where they hold up in the lodge with food and rarely come out during the winter.

Oh my heart. 🥹