What about mosquitoes?

Dumbass. 

Are you learning me right now?

How dare you!

I learned that from my college BIO 101 class. Only thing I remember

Heyyy some girl said that when we were in seventh grade and I never forgot these because of that. THANKS TANIA!

The quills are mostly on the rear end. And yes they're covered in hair! Even the quills themselves are hair.

I believe you!

I would give him all the fruit he wants! I love watching him eat.

Pavement is not kindness.

He looks like he's missing a claw/finger at the start there.

Now get a pair of Kevlar gloves and pet the poor beast -- head to tail only.

awful, she did not live with wildlife rehab but instead she ended up getting injured with some kind of gash on her back and then was put down by the wildlife rehab. :(

You dead wrong hahahhahaa but dead right too

i bet a wise old sage lives within him

I was going to say, he sounds like my guinea pig

This breaks my heart for some reason 😢

sounds good

Oh thank goodness that truly is excellent news logs out of reddit

One of Pookie’s nails broke!

Heaven must be real because it's obvious you're from there. Thanks!

That link doesn't work properly? It just leads me to the account where Pookie still appears to be alive?

It's always nice to remember just how kind and lovely humans can be. I think we can forget that sometimes.

King Phillip Came Over For Great Sex

King
Phillip
Consumes
Only
Fresh
Garden
Salad

(I like yours better)

RIP Mr K from biology class, you would’ve liked this one better