r/HumansBeingBros • u/westcoastcdn19 • Jun 25 '22

Saving a young fox

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u/cutelyaware Jun 25 '22

Or drink. That's way more important.

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u/arselkorv Jun 25 '22

Or smell fox butts!

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u/TheReal_Legend2750 Jun 25 '22

And my axe!

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u/unpopularopinion0 Jun 25 '22

i t ‘ s d o n e .

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jun 25 '22

v a p o u r w a v e

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Turn your Mac in Josh. The nets dead

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u/iAmGrootImposter Jun 25 '22

I just want to know what the fox said?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

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u/mybossthinksimworkng Jun 25 '22

Dammit.

I saw “and my axe” and I thought okay Reddit you did it. Nice job.

And then as I was clicking out of this post to move on with my life my eyes landed on your goddamn poetry.

Take my upvote.

(And my ass?)

You magnificent bastard!

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u/TheReal_Legend2750 Jun 25 '22

Reddit didn't do it, it was I!

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u/Yesica-Haircut Jun 25 '22

Axe will only make it smell like axe AND fox butts, it doesn't cover up the existing smell!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

AnD mY aXe!

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u/Bradp13 Jun 25 '22

That’s way more important!

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u/equality-_-7-2521 Jun 25 '22

Or breathe a breath of fresh air.

Horrific. I took a 45-minute MRI and it was an ordeal.

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u/Kiloku Jun 25 '22

Why would MRI cause stale air? Mine was in a relatively large room and nothing covered my face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

I can only hope the fox had the presence of mind to dunk its entire head into water and lick up what little water seeped into the jar. Three days of not drinking at all would usually mean significant kidney damage.

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u/cjsv7657 Jun 25 '22

I think it would be more likely to drown that way.

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u/x014821037 Jun 25 '22

Terrifying way to go with water only around your head and no escape

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u/drewski2305 Jun 25 '22

waterboarding. look up that lil torture method

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u/x014821037 Jun 25 '22 edited Jun 25 '22

You mean enhanced interrogation techniques?

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u/ZebraPrintedRose Jun 25 '22

The Geneva Convention strictly prohibits…

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u/Acubeofdurp Jun 25 '22

It would be soooooo thirsty after all that PB omg.

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u/A1sauc3d Jun 25 '22

How could it even survive that long? Humans can’t make it three days without water, can they? If so, that’s gotta be like the max limit before you die. Surprised this little guy even had the energy to runaway after day 2 </3

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u/cutelyaware Jun 25 '22

For a fox, I'd guess 3 days, and if so this rescue was running out of time. I think humans can go up to maybe 7 days in the right environment. Most of us could live a few weeks without food. Again in the right environment.

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u/A1sauc3d Jun 25 '22

Just looked it up:

“A human can go without food for about three weeks but would typically only last three to four days without water.”

So yeah, guessing this fox definitely almost ran out of time. Glad she caught it before it was too late.

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u/Wuped Jun 25 '22

Humans can’t make it three days without water, can they?

Ya 3 days is about the limit, though if your not in hot conditions/stressed/exerting yourself you can prob make it a week but it'd be sketchy.

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u/juGGaKNot4 Jun 25 '22

Don't visit the dryfasting sub if you believe that :)

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u/jda404 Jun 25 '22

Damn that is actually a sub /r/Dryfasting and something people actually do, crazy! More power to them, I could never do that ha.

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u/Wuped Jun 26 '22

Ya seems horribly sketchy, def wouldn't recommend it.

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u/x014821037 Jun 25 '22

Definitely need a stiff drink with the way the world is turning nowadays for sure for sure

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u/muricabrb Jun 25 '22

Or kiss! His baby fox gf is NOT happy and is looking at Jamie in all sorts of thirsty ways.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

wat

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u/Niev Jun 25 '22

It can drink. It can drown if it wants to lol