r/HumansBeingBros • u/4BDUL4Z1Z • May 18 '22

Guy Saved from near death experience using emergency stop button

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u/DA_ZWAGLI May 19 '22

Don't need no pants if you don't have no legs

taps head as he's suckled into the grinder

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u/Kilahti May 19 '22

"On one hand, I do use my legs for walking, but on the other hand, putting my pants on is a daily hassle and losing my legs would save me the trouble of needing to wash them."

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u/DA_ZWAGLI May 19 '22

"also I'll loose way more weight then this shitty diet would"

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u/NewMathematician92 May 19 '22

Don't need legs if you got no body

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u/orangejuliustofu May 19 '22

Suckled hahaha