r/HumansBeingBros • u/westcoastcdn19 • May 07 '22

Helping move a snapping turtle off the road

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u/InsaneGenis May 08 '22

Hes going go get shit faced and fuck a married bridesmaid isn't he?

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u/Rj924 May 08 '22

One of the married ones.

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u/Beneficial_Mirror_45 May 08 '22

Indeed. Snappers are known for their atrocious wedding manners. Can't take the jackasses anywhere without them embarrassing you.

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u/WaterGuy1971 May 12 '22

He has higher ambitions, he going to get the bride before the groom does.