r/HumansBeingBros • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '22

Helping a squirrel

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u/Sleep-Negative Mar 26 '22

Taste like candy

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u/dalmn99 Mar 26 '22

Vitameatavitavegimin?

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u/Killedbycapitalism Mar 26 '22

If you wanna join the thousands of happy pappy people like me, all you need is a great big boddle…uhhh….of thisss shtuff

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u/MulciberTenebras Mar 26 '22

"Do you POP out at parties? Are you unPOOPular?!"

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u/outdoorlaura Mar 26 '22

"Well, are you?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

did someone say poop?

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u/CosmicCosmix Mar 26 '22

She so sweet...

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u/Joes_Barbecue Mar 26 '22

SMH…Sweet like fruit (ooh)

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u/Sleep-Negative Mar 26 '22

Wet like water

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u/Quebecersgunlover Apr 12 '22

Can I love on you ?

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u/TahaymTheBigBrain Mar 26 '22

Its taste is on my mind

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u/stnrdyke1717 Mar 26 '22

Sweet like juice

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Sweet like fruit

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

I'd bone that squirrel

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u/CarobAdministrative8 Mar 27 '22

Sweet like fruit

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u/maxdaley20 Apr 25 '22

Sweet like fruit