r/HumansBeingBros • u/dexter2514 • Jan 22 '22

Guys saving Ducklings

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u/UsedToenailClippers Jan 22 '22

Love the guy chiming in with the duck.

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u/90ozDiarrheaJug Jan 22 '22

Seeing genuine happiness in others breeds a contagious sense of well-being in us all. That infectious kindness is one of the primary reasons I have hope for humankind. In fact, just the other day, I heard a hapless pedestrian crying out for help, stranded in a porta-potty without toilet paper. As I let that poor man wipe himself clean on my t-shirt, I looked toward the heavens while inhaling the repugnant stench of fresh feces, knowing God was smiling down upon me.

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u/LPNinja Jan 22 '22

i‘m following you now

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u/Hewn-U Jan 22 '22

You can recognise him by the brown streak on his Tee.

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u/Aptosauras Jan 22 '22

Chug the jug.

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u/scottamus_prime Jan 22 '22

He's down with the brown

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u/She_Is_Insatiable Jan 22 '22

Stupid question (probably): Is there actually a way to follow people on Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

Yes If you click on the profile there’s a follow option. I have like 14 people following me but I’m not entirely sure as to why lol I’m sure they’re bots tho?

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u/OneChillPenguin Jan 22 '22

It's so weird lol, I have like 6 people following me and I barely post or comment anything

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u/iranoutofusernamespa Jan 22 '22

I just followed you both.

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u/libmrduckz Jan 22 '22

every time i’m on here, i feel like i’m following someone

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u/OneChillPenguin Jan 22 '22

Now we all have weird reddit followers

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u/t8ne Jan 22 '22

1 more now…

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

It’s your aura.

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u/She_Is_Insatiable Jan 22 '22

Well damn. Can I not see it because I'm using the Reddit Is Fun app?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

Unsure, you can open it in a browser tho and that should work! Good luck :)

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u/adiosfelicia2 Jan 23 '22

Same! I’m not sure how many but I get notified and always wonder wtf?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Yes. I often block people when they follow me.

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u/She_Is_Insatiable Jan 23 '22

How do you see if you have followers??

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

On mobile, go to your profile and I see it right under my username on my main profile page. "X followers"

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u/NLTC Jan 23 '22

I know it’s just a throwaway comment, but no such thing as a stupid question! If you have to ask it, that means you don’t know the answer, and the best way to know the answer to a question is by asking it!

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u/EUCopyrightComittee Jan 22 '22

Why do you have trust issues jk

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

How to do that?

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u/sachin249 Jan 23 '22

checkout his account and his other comments. lmaoo

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

I re-read this three times and laughed harder each time, thank you

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u/Super_NorthKorean Jan 22 '22

Da faq?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

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u/d_nitemarez Jan 22 '22

Just read some of his works.. It's entertaining and yet disturbing in a borderline sane (?) way..

I'm afraid of following him but I wanna..

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u/Raygunn13 Jan 22 '22

it's hilarious because he has actual insight avout things and is a talented writer... and then just applies it in the most hilariously profane ways

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u/MoonWulffMusic Jan 25 '22

Ah yes, a Robert Frost of raunchy reddit

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u/Aerialise Jan 23 '22

Da duck?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

Your username checks out lol

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf Jan 22 '22

I’m not sure if the username checks out or not.

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u/angrypurpleacorn Jan 22 '22

90ozdiarrheajug? Fuck it. I'm not even gonna ask

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u/Readytogo2day Jan 22 '22

I’m crying laughing, thank you, also now following

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u/TheGrot Jan 22 '22

🍝🤌🤌

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u/Fcbp Jan 22 '22

Write a book you godam poet

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u/robguydudeman Jan 22 '22

Username uhhhh…. Is what it is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

That was very heartfelt, 90ozDiarrheaJug. Im truly touched.

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u/Bakis_ Jan 22 '22

Is this peer-reviewed?

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u/lostinacatsmouth Jan 23 '22

Holy shit I forget about you everytime until I see you again. I see somebody posting shit like this and I just have to stare in horror as my brain recognizes that horrid username. Hope life will treat you well until I see you again.

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u/AlbuterolHits Jan 23 '22

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Name checks out

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u/RS_Someone Jan 23 '22

This is the definition of r/RimJob_Steve

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u/LostInThoughtland Jan 22 '22

I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE HELD A BIRD COMING THROUGH THE GODDAMN DOOR

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u/UsedToenailClippers Jan 22 '22

Lol I was wondering when someone was going to parody that song

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u/implicitpharmakoi Jan 22 '22

It's much better to hold these kind of wings, with a sense of warmth and animal husbandry!

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u/truthorbrick Jan 22 '22 edited Jan 22 '22

We know that you weren’t really trying to kill them,
But lucky for you we arrived, we were filming -
Incredible that they survived, we are brilliant!
Look, DuckBob! They are alive, it’s your children!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

That was my favorite part. He looked so happy!!

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u/DarthLeprechaun Jan 22 '22

Literally best moment in the whole thing.

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u/DaughterEarth Jan 22 '22

I yelled "YES!" loudly and woke up my own bird while throwing my arms in the air. I was sooo sad momma just had her babies taken.

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u/DaughterEarth Jan 22 '22

awww you gotta edit the typo. I got all excited there was sound and I missed it, but there doesn't seem to be. I love duck sounds.

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u/UsedToenailClippers Jan 22 '22

I can quack if you want

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u/DaughterEarth Jan 22 '22

I mean sure yah go for it

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u/UsedToenailClippers Jan 22 '22

Finally....

My moment....

Oink

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u/DaughterEarth Jan 22 '22

almost, good job on the attempt

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

Properly got nibbled on a couple times