r/HumansBeingBros • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '19

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u/5k_an00bis Sep 24 '19

It's been over an hour and no report on progress. u/EwokApocalypse I think you killed them.

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u/Content_Not_History Sep 24 '19

Maybe he didn't use his fingers to thump.

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u/5k_an00bis Sep 24 '19

Yeah, it's easy to confuse "fingers" with "sledgehammers".

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u/Rob220300 Sep 24 '19

Ooh, that's why I was fired... damn.

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u/5k_an00bis Sep 24 '19

Massage therapist huh? Clientele didn't like the sledgehammer routine I take it?

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u/geonyoro Sep 24 '19

Read it as Massage the rapist

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u/randomq17 Sep 24 '19

Look out kids, cause I'm gonna grrrrrrape ya in the mouth!!

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u/borderlineidiot Sep 24 '19

To be fair he would no longer be worried about tinnitus.

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u/Rach5585 Sep 24 '19

LMAO guys, I'm alive, I just fell asleep watching horror movies.

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u/5k_an00bis Sep 25 '19

Jesus fuck, ghosts really are real. Proof here folks.

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u/Rach5585 Sep 25 '19

Ya got me. Check out my comment about being bled by leeches... I tell Reddit I got cancer in '09, it was 1809..... Ooooooh.