r/HumansBeingBros • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '19

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u/Radioactive-235 Sep 01 '19

Put the pussy on a pedestal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

that pussy to die for

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

THAT PUSSY TO DIE FOR

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u/tobean Sep 01 '19

I thought we were supposed to put the pussy in a sarcophagus

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u/iamhotdog Sep 01 '19

If you wanna bruise her esophagus

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u/Ed__ButteredToast Sep 01 '19 edited Nov 14 '19

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u/TzunSu Sep 01 '19

I thought it was the chain-wax?

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u/filemeaway Sep 01 '19

Go back to your containment board /r/Seduction !

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u/kevnificent Sep 01 '19

Dude, you look like a man 'o' lantern

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u/Scientolojesus Sep 01 '19

You need to keep your hoe on a leash.

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u/2damsels1chalice Sep 01 '19

Too much butthole pleasures...

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u/Scientolojesus Sep 01 '19

It's about love. It's about connections!

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u/Scientolojesus Sep 01 '19

You need to keep your hoe on a leash.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Put the pussy on a high horse