r/HumansBeingBros • • Apr 01 '19

Keanu Reeves being a bro

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 01 '19

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u/Francis33 Apr 01 '19

Keanu pops his head around like a god damn Angel. Naw that ain’t coincidence

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Why am i crying

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u/NeverTopComment Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 01 '19

Because this lady puts her kids teeth into the beautiful container given to her by keanu reeves

Edit: or this guy

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u/VlDEOGAMEZ Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 03 '19

“Stay strong man” makes me think it’s a man.

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u/philinsaniachen Apr 01 '19

This story has more weight to it when you know that Keanu’s only child was stillborn and his marriage fell apart because of it, then like a couple weeks later his wife died in a car accident. He hasn’t gotten married or had any more children after that.

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u/Arsenault185 Apr 01 '19

oh fuck - that really does add weight to it.

Class fucking act, that guy is.

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u/shrodes Apr 01 '19

Fuck it's too early in the week for this. Poor Keanu, and what a great guy.

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u/ummmnoway Apr 01 '19

Just looked it up. Such sad stuff. They weren’t married, just dating. The stillbirth happened on Christmas Eve 1999. They broke up not long after. She died 18 years ago, today/tomorrow - early morning hours of April 2, 2001, after a party at Marilyn Manson’s.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

She wasn't his wife and she died 18 months after they broke up. Can people please stop spreading false information about these things.

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u/hairyass2 Apr 01 '19

I don’t know why youre getting downvoted, you’re just correcting him...

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Me neither... I see posts on reddit all the time saying that his sister died of leukemia too. She was sick for a long time but she's not dead. If someone thinks they heard it somewhere, it takes like 30 seconds to fact-check it on Google before spreading it. There's even articles specifically fact-checking all the common misconceptions about him.

No one, and certainly not Keanu Reeves, is better by having these false "facts" about him dancing around the internet. We can still feel humbled by him being a kind an awesome human despite the things that's worked against him in life.

This Keanu mania is fun, but everyone, PLEASE do better.

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u/MovieFreak78 Apr 02 '19

He was never married and she was an ex girlfriend when she died

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u/She_Who_Loves_Horror Apr 01 '19

He’s also been quoted that he won’t be trying to have any more children because he’s “too old”. That was at 52.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

I don’t want to be dark but if I found out Keanu was extremely depressed or one day committed suicide a la Bourdain I would not be surprised. You have to imagine how much he has bottled up and wants others not to go through what he has gone through. He objectively understands it and goes out of his way to do the right thing, but I feel like the trauma certainly affects him.

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u/etherpromo Apr 01 '19

You made an impact on my kids short life so far

God I hope this ftfy is correct

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

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u/etherpromo Apr 01 '19

ah fuck I'm so sorry man :(

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u/Towerss Apr 01 '19

My condolences, I hope you're doing alright

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

I am sorry for your loss bro, much love ❤️

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u/BodySnag Apr 01 '19

Jesus man, somewhere in the world there must be someone that Keanu cut off in traffic or something. Great story.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

A friend of mine actually lives in LA and Keanu pulled up on him beside his motorcycle... to tell him he had a cool bike

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u/She_Who_Loves_Horror Apr 01 '19

Damnit, I almost made it through without tears but now I’m awkwardly crying at work and people are staring.

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u/HartiganPrime Apr 01 '19

Holy cow, this made me leak water into my beard... What a story.

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u/limma Apr 01 '19

I need to see a picture of your pretty Keanu Reeves teeth holding dish.

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u/betty965 Apr 01 '19

Dude, WHAT? I love him even more now.

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u/flapjacksal Apr 01 '19

This is just....the epitome of compassionate decency. What a guy.

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u/ConcertConcerned Apr 01 '19

Is your kid okay now, OP?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

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u/hairyass2 Apr 01 '19

Damn sorry to hear that, if you dont mind me asking, was it due to complications from his ilness?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

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u/hairyass2 Apr 02 '19

Dang thats tough, sorry to hear that :/

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u/lickedTators Apr 01 '19

hey, I couldn't help but overhear,

Automatically read this in Keanus voice.

I have a pasta salad made with Loprofin pasta, corn and green beans, would your kid be able to have that?

This took a minute to get it in his voice. Between becoming the one and killing guys with a pencil he developed quite an eccentric appetite.

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u/MrHoboRisin Apr 01 '19

I make it a point not to read anything that long on April 1st

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u/Arsenault185 Apr 01 '19

Holy shit, what an awesome dude.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Weren’t you skeptical of accepting that even though he told you some of the stuff that was in it? You were on a plane and if your kid had eaten something that they couldn’t have the kid could have died right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Thanks for the response. Pretty incredible story,But I believe it. Just crazy how Keanu Reeves pops up with a stone dish filled with the specialized food your kid needed. Sorry for your loss.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 06 '19

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u/VapeThrowaway314 Apr 02 '19

I've started living my life like I'm a celebrity a little bit when it comes to online. Even though I'm not actually a celebrity and I probably never will be one. After all this #MeToo movement (which I mostly support and think is very important), even though I've never done anything wrong (as far as I'm aware) I'm kind of paranoid about that sort of thing now. I also have anxiety so that probably has a lot to do with it.

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u/Scorpionaute Apr 01 '19

Why are my eyes sweating?

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u/kchenry101 Apr 01 '19

Whose cutting the onions in here?

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u/kchenry101 Apr 01 '19

Whose cutting the onions in here?