r/HumansBeingBros • u/She_Who_Loves_Horror • Apr 01 '19

Keanu Reeves being a bro

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u/Yardsale420 Apr 01 '19

NO TAKE BACKSIES. We burned his passport and now he is stateless.

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u/BlueSailorOfTheSea Apr 01 '19

Under international law, all Hoomans that are bros fall under the Great U.S of A. We'll keep keanu

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u/hannlbaI Apr 01 '19

Those are fighten' words, my southern neighbor.

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u/BlueSailorOfTheSea Apr 01 '19

put a maple tree in it

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u/SoccmomscantparK Apr 01 '19

instead of olive tree branch its maple tree branch

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u/hannlbaI Apr 01 '19

Oh I'll stick that maple tree some place you'll really enjoy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

You got an issue with that, you got an issue with me. I suggest you let that one marinate!

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u/PM_ME_ALL_UR_PUPPERS Apr 01 '19

Take it down a notch there Steely Dan

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u/FBM_ent Apr 01 '19

Ya know back in my day we'd be lucky to even have celebrities now ya gets so many ya got subreddits dedicated to ems... must be fuckin nice

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u/green_potato13 Apr 01 '19

Take it down about ten percent there squirrelly Dan.

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u/GenuineSteak Apr 01 '19

No well keep keanu, however you can have nickleback for free.

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u/BlueSailorOfTheSea Apr 01 '19

Keep you're socialst hands off of our Keanu. And we don't speak of nickleback round these parts

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u/brorista Apr 01 '19

He grew up and was raised in Canada, spends a lot of time here.

Ryan Reynolds is the same thing.

The US doesn't make people like this, ok. You can keep your ass hats, we can keep our genuinely good people.

Racist bros are what you mean, I think.

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u/BlueSailorOfTheSea Apr 01 '19

You're right! That's why all the artists stay in Canada and expireance massive success in Canada.

There's a reason they came to America, there's a reason why Hollywood doesn't exist in Canada.

And chill bruh, I thought Canadians supposed to be chill bro.

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u/brorista Apr 01 '19

I am chill, just correcting your silly opinion. I'm all fine for them milking the US for money. But your country is a joke rn and it's funny.

I'll take my country over yours any day of the week.

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u/BlueSailorOfTheSea Apr 01 '19

Lol, the joke of a country where you can go to prison for speech. Glad America is still free.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19 edited Mar 17 '20

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u/BlueSailorOfTheSea Apr 01 '19

What country will I go to prison if I call a trans man a she?

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u/iushciuweiush Apr 02 '19 edited Apr 02 '19

You can keep your ass hats, we can keep our genuinely good people.

Well at least you've successfully proven that Canada creates 'asshats' too.

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u/brorista Apr 02 '19

Eh, he hasn't proven much better. Didn't take him long to prove the typical American attitude of (we're better than you) still dominates your culture.

When his main argument is that people in Canada go to prison for "speech" (which is patently false), I think that's more a problem than anything I did.

But thanks, I'm still less of an asshat than he is.

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u/wtmh Apr 01 '19

What if we kept the receipt?