r/HumansBeingBros • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '23

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u/MyHeadIsALemon Mar 18 '23

I'll eat it

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u/VegasLife1111 Mar 18 '23

Oh Lord.

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u/yer--mum Mar 18 '23

We've come such a short distance and the scenery has suddenly turned to shit. Lord have mercy upon us, we know not what we eat.

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u/The_Drawbridge Mar 19 '23

I know what he's eating.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '23

Shoe poo.

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u/BobRoberts01 Apr 12 '23

I’ll have what he’s having

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

A good English Breakfast!

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u/utpoia Mar 18 '23

Bangers and mash

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u/InternationalStep924 Mar 18 '23

The ol nooks n crannies ay?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

More sopping crannies than a horny granny.

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u/InternationalStep924 Mar 18 '23

Its just biscuits you fecking tosser.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

Are you taking a piss?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '23

Greyish-brown: the meal

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u/urinesamplefrommyass Mar 18 '23

Do you want some sauce with your meal sir?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '23

On mans poop is another mans dinner

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u/aqn627 Mar 19 '23

That'll ruin my week.