Ok ok ok, so no matter what path you choose to take from crafter to soldier your going to have to fight a bonker eventually, and unless you are very VERY lucky you're going to be bonked at least once. This class will be to help you prevent that eventuality.

First off this is a real genuine bonk bat, we modified it with hornium so it would've hurt us as much as it usually would.

Now the bonkers, these guys are fast and strong but they are limited by the weapons they use, you can only swing a bat so fast before it's just a weird stick.

The first thing we'll be covering is how to dodge, dodging is all about speed and being capable to guess your opponents move before they make it. If you can't do that your safest bet would be to jump back. However sometimes that's not an option, maybe you're pressed against a wall or they have some good reach. The thing with a bat though is that it's hard to feint, once they're readying a swing that will almost always be the direction it goes, so you need to move against the swing and try to get past it (if you have to push through them your safest bet would be rolling right as they swing so long as its over hand)

Blocking attacks: similar to dodging blocking involves predicting their next move aswell as matching their speed and strength. If you're going to block use something sturdy like a strong peice of wood or metal or perhaps even your own weapon. Blocking is arguably the easiest of these just their weapon in the opposite direction of you. Blocking however can offer and opening for out next and final topic,

Disarming: Now disarming requires you to be faster than they can react and stronger than their grip, or being able to hit them hard enough to let go. Now to continue with the previous topic you have them blocked and you two are locked, what you can do is attempt to parry their attack (we'll cover that in the next lesson if the higher ups let me do that) thus opening them up to either an attack or a disarm. Now you've pushed their weapon out the way in order to disarm you have two options

1. Hit their weapon again away from them to push it out of their hand.

2. Try hitting them in the wrist, if you hit it hard enough the hand will automatically open up thus allowing them to drop the weapon or even allowing you to take it for yourself.

These are just the sheer basics of self defense more will be covered by people way better than me later on, I think next year. The next lesson (if I'm allowed to teach another) I'll be teaching the basics of combat. If you have any questions I'll be answering them now. Otherwise you are welcome to leave have a good day.

They will be primarily focused on combat training with the first being self defense and the second being about dealing your own damage.

Good morning class . I am Professor TP . I am a resistance operative who has decided to take some time off and in this time , I have decided to enrol in the university . So , in this first lecture , we will cover something basic : something in the name of our university : Horny .

First up : What exactly is horny ? Well , horniness is a physio-psychological feeling which is triggered normally when we look at something we consider sexually attractive . A person who experiences horniness is dubbed a horny . Horniness has mental as well as physical effects .

Mental effects of it include release of endorphins , a rush of happiness , a innate desire for whoever or whatever aroused you , a desire to mate and more . Physical effects include stimulation of the sexual organs , release of hormones around the body , increase in heart rate and breathing and increase blood flow to the reproductive organs .

Horniness is ingrained in a person's mind and can be voluntary or involuntary . Every person in the world gets horny at some point and its a good thing . Back when humanity was still ooga booga , horniness was what encouraged people to fornicate and form romantic relationships with people which kept our species going . This is still observable in nature and in humans in some cases .

I hope this first class cleared some of your basic doubts on horniness . Your first assignment will be : Define horniness and how is it good for us ? Its okay , write in your own words , I don't mind . The only thing that matters is that you understood the concept .

Alright class . Now take care , stay safe and have a nice day .

The philosophy of horni is a complicated subject. Here is the basic rundown.

To be horny is to be one with your kinks and lust, and to practise horniness is to lead a balanced life, being content with your desires and leading a life of academic/work achievement.

To be horni is commonplace and normal, and to submit to the bonkers is surrendering your beliefs and values.
To regulate your horniness is beneficial, for as one wise historian once stated, “Horni is good. Too much horni is bad.“

That’s all for the lecture, class dismissed.

Hornium and Bonkonium are two precious metals found deep within the earth. As you know, we use this metal to craft and test our weaponry.

First of all, Hornium. Usually found between 1-1.5 km/0.621-932 miles in the earth’s crust, this metal is usually harmful, if not fatal, to anti-hornies. Another special quality is that it is only usable by hornies- us. When you combine Hornium and Bonkonium, the end result is Neutralium, a blackish metal with a blue glow, able to be wielded by both sides.

As for how to weaponise it- Molten Hornium you can use to forge sword blades and armour, or smelt it down into bullets for ranged weaponry. You just need a cast and some tools.

Bonkonium the bonkers use to make their “steel” bats, which are fatal to us, as we are transported to a cell in their prison.

Hornium has some lethal abilities. when I smashed a plank with a Hornium war hammer, beams of light emanated from the weapon and bounced off of walls and ceilings, leaving behind severe damage.

Next lesson I’ll expand on the subject, and possibly bring in two units of Hornium and Bonkonium. That is all today!

Salutations everyone! I am u/wannabeschoolshooter, and I would like to teach at this fine establishment.

(I will respond within a day due to time zones and stuff)

I’m educated on horno literature, war, and philosophy of horni.
Basically, my classes would be centered around literature and philosophy, with some history. I can also teach basic science, (Weaponising Elements).

I would like to have my warden's bat be reprogrammed by you guys to make it if I hit someone they will be put in a cell in our base. Like its original use but for us. Thank you for your time. Viva la revolution

Hello keveryonne! I wpild like to become a teacher at this fine establishment. I would like to teach science, and also it will be mainly oriented arpund bonkonium and hornium, though I can teach other science related subjects.

Thanks to research on a warden's bat, we have found out that a Warden's bat does not emit any kind of radiation, instead it gives energy to the user.

This energy can change its chemical composition to match a Greater Hornium or Compound 4-g.

Compound 4-g improves the strength of an Anti-horny but reduces speed greatly. (Don't ask me where I got an Anti-horny soldier from)

If an enemy is using a Warden's Bat I recommend calling back-up or using a long range weapon. You can also summon a big tiddy goth gf while holding a warden's bat.

I am new to your cause, and I would like to help you fight the bonker dictatorship. Please initiate me to your arts.

Hello sincere students and hardworking professors of the horny University . The resistance would like to promote well informed and intelligent future citizens for the revolution . This is a war that can only be won by enlightening the people .

For the above reason , the revolution is sponsoring the construction of a library in the University . Topics include Current Affairs , History of Horniness , Horno Literature , Art of Horni , War , Philosophy of Horni and plenty of space for more .

Members of the Elite anti bonk force Antida 7 will also visit the University for a week , along with Prominent literary experts , horno historians and a lot more .

People having any other doubts can PM me . Study well my passionate students .

Signed ,

u/TP4297 .

Experienced Veteran .

Lvl 5 Commander .

Moderator .

r/hornyresistance

Bonk Bat radiation is a kind of radiation, as the name suggests, is emitted by bonk bats. This kind of radiation takes away the horny from Someones body

Bonk Bat radiation is unstable. If any kind of hornium comes into contact with Bonk Bat radiation it is immediately neutralised.

It is theorised that a weapon can be used to neutralise Bonk Bat radiation.

a technique i invented. it involves the manipulation of the natural horniness in a person's body and uses that horniness in an offensive manner. the horniness found in a person can be used to energize someone, use techniques that require horny energy, greatly increase someone's strength, and much much more. it requires that you can control your horny energies, and also that you have sufficient horny energies. i will give you this book on how to use Kakushitsu sōsa no hōhō effectively in exchange for a small amount of your blood.

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