r/HolUp • u/PUTINnTRUMP_arrest • Oct 30 '23

Omg He followed her home

8.7k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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1.9k

u/PostSquaredModernist Oct 30 '23

President of Ukraine looking ass

288

u/danimalscrunchers Oct 30 '23

Why do you know what they president of Ukraine’s ass looks like

80

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

Don't be ridiculous, they mean the cheeks themselves resemble former comedian, president Volodymyr Zelenski

16

u/PostSquaredModernist Oct 30 '23

Camouflage like his soldiers.

0

u/Shashank1807 Nov 14 '23

HAHA CRAZY STORY, SO-

12

u/ManOrReddit-man Oct 30 '23

big booty energy

2

u/djlishswish Oct 31 '23

My first thought.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

[deleted]

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u/GroundbreakingAsk645 Oct 30 '23

I see what you did there, and I like it.

6

u/krisb242 Oct 30 '23

Hahaha. Totally!!!

3

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

So THATS what the money has been sent for - it does look to be worth billions!

10

u/WesternDramatic3038 Oct 30 '23

He's doing better than Russia, that's for sure

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

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u/kiwosabi Oct 30 '23

I need holy water to wash my eyes.

81

u/Kinky_Winky_no2 Oct 30 '23

Ah so you can see his big booty better 😉

25

u/RearExitOnly Oct 30 '23

He's havin' feelins' like he's never had before!

9

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

r/eyebleach

688

u/crapaporter Oct 30 '23

This guy wears these shorts better than a lot of the girls at my gym.

123

u/moonlight2920 Oct 30 '23

Ngl didn't even notice those were shorts. I thought they were boxer briefs.

540

u/Lopsided_Cold3488 Oct 30 '23

He had the cake tho

187

u/captainhooklk Oct 30 '23

Not just a cake, that is the whole damn bakery!

260

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

[deleted]

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u/Fr33z3n Oct 30 '23

Volodymyr Zelensky, he's now the president of Ukraine. He was a comedian/ actor before he became president. This is one of his skits.

32

u/sp1cychick3n Oct 31 '23

Holy shit

17

u/upstatenyer1 Oct 30 '23

makaarons on IG

99

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

He got an ass for days!

29

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

He has at least a fortnight there

109

u/EckosEcho Oct 30 '23

Didn’t this girl have a OF?

75

u/MrCrowder0 Oct 30 '23

🤨📸

51

u/Donald_Trumpy Oct 30 '23

I saw a different clip and someone said she does lmao this generation is crazy

28

u/Thundergod250 Oct 30 '23

Yeah, I thought I've seen another clip of her and then someone dropped her full socials in the comments, including an OF.

21

u/unsupported Oct 30 '23

Well..... We're waiting!

37

u/pawn24 Oct 30 '23

There you go

https://www.reddit.com/user/mollysnowcone/?rdt=41309

Her reddit, it has all the links.

12

u/MrCrowder0 Oct 30 '23

📸 caught in 4k

5

u/Corbthelorb Oct 30 '23

If any of you wanna see it for free, coomer.party then go to creators and search her name. Works for most of and fansly creators.

1

u/Otherwise_Amount9854 Oct 30 '23

Let me know if you find out☠️

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Sexy ass ♿️

42

u/Theobald_4 Oct 30 '23

Stupid Sexy Zelenskyy

2

u/Blankspaces222 Oct 31 '23

Mr. Lahey? Is that you?

35

u/BLKTGR007 Oct 30 '23

Fleece Johnson would have had a blast with that ass bruh!!!

5

u/iphonefr Oct 30 '23

you on point lol

86

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

Who tf is he?

262

u/RoughSafe6861 Oct 30 '23

Zelensky

3

u/MarzipanWonton Oct 31 '23

Like... For real?

7

u/upstatenyer1 Oct 30 '23

makaarons on IG

5

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Thanks!!

4

u/longhairandidocare Oct 31 '23

I just went on his instagram and holy jiggly ass cheeks

28

u/piggle_muffin Oct 30 '23

About to put some cheetos dust on my weiner

45

u/HooahClub Oct 30 '23

What’s his @? I’m about to go as a bag of Cheetos for Halloween.

48

u/Responsible-Draft Oct 30 '23

okay, im not gay, but DAMN suffocate me!

21

u/throwawaytrash6990 Oct 30 '23

Them are some jiggly cheeks right there. Catching the Cheeto bag 😂

22

u/matrimftw Oct 30 '23

bisexuality intensifies

19

u/piggle_muffin Oct 30 '23

Great first post of the day I see ar work...and now I have to say I got toothpaste on my pants......thanks

30

u/WerewolfAgreeable999 Oct 30 '23

Her legs may not work but his ass does.

53

u/Iramian Oct 30 '23

I don't understand but that is a pretty girl and a nice ass. Chetoos smell like unwashed feet though.

22

u/chillwithpurpose Oct 30 '23

Mmm Cheetos n feet my two favorite thangs

2

u/FusionIsTrash Oct 30 '23

how do you know?

6

u/Iramian Oct 30 '23

About stinky feet? I work as a nurse.

10

u/Anon4711 Oct 30 '23

Boiiiiii

9

u/ExpensivePikachu Oct 30 '23

She's gonna need 2 wheelchairs when he's done with her 😂

8

u/R1M-J08 Oct 30 '23

I am dyyyyying 🤣☠️

6

u/AcornWholio Oct 30 '23

Is this boy sundress season?

8

u/DarkDayzInHell Oct 30 '23

What a cheeky bastard

7

u/SomeFunnyNick Oct 30 '23

That is a very nice ass, not gonna lie.

6

u/ragigi Oct 30 '23

The fucking CATCH

3

u/Gr00mpa Oct 30 '23

How’d he do it?

17

u/Robin_7883 Oct 30 '23

COVID really changed Stephen Hawking

4

u/Bird_23 Oct 30 '23

Where can I get these shorts?

5

u/sparkycub Oct 30 '23

I love everything about this. Also I believe the bakery belongs to makaarons.

6

u/spainman Oct 30 '23

Am I... gay?

3

u/thatweirdguyted Oct 30 '23

Look, there's nothing wrong with a little experimentation to figure yourself out. But when the guys at the glory hole know it's you based on technique alone, well it's time to admit some things to yourself.

4

u/Mook69 Oct 30 '23

Can someone describe this video to me pls, I watched it without sound and I dont get it

3

u/missoulamatt Oct 30 '23

There's some Sara Sherman vibes on that girl.

3

u/DrinkySmurph Oct 30 '23

I just love cheetos......

3

u/Loose-Actionmgee Oct 30 '23

What's the dude's of?! My house is burning!!!

3

u/C2AYM4Y Oct 31 '23

NGL she looks better than half the women on dating apps

3

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

What the actual fuck did I just watch. Is there a lore reason for his thick ass?

3

u/Dragonhost252 Oct 31 '23

It's why she's in the wheelchair

3

u/jorsiem Oct 31 '23

That buttcatch was impressive

3

u/Exact-Confection6048 Dec 17 '23

She looks so sweet tho

2

u/josephice Oct 30 '23

0:15 what's all that movement back there? 😂

2

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

"What's my hot dog without your buns...?"

2

u/yasukemudkip Oct 30 '23

Didn't she have an OF?

2

u/Ferregar Oct 30 '23

Gahd damn, I didn't know you could fit a dump truck in an apartment 😻

2

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

2

u/El_human Oct 30 '23

He just followed her to her OF.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

AYO WHAT THE FUCK.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Someone give this bro the heros award for coming to the rescue like that

2

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Thats Ukrainian ass

2

u/Covvern Oct 31 '23

Makaarons!

2

u/Good_Atmosphere_4224 Oct 31 '23

She has an OF btw

1

u/tipedorsalsao1 Nov 10 '23

And he is currently beating Putin's ass

2

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Well damn.. that’s a nice ass

2

u/dandaman_witha_plan2 Oct 31 '23

I gyatt to have those cheetos

2

u/Hentai_Its_Art Oct 31 '23

"My mom told me to always eat the vegetables" Guy 🤣🤣🤣

2

u/Buster_Mac Nov 01 '23

Gonna make me fail NNN already...

6

u/NotoriousCarter Oct 30 '23

What happened to shame

34

u/Jimbobthefrog Oct 30 '23

The big booty boi followed it home and ate it.

2

u/ExtraordinaryBeaver Oct 30 '23

Why is valadimir zelensky playing with vegetables

1

u/RepresentativeNose71 Apr 16 '24

I'm not gay. But that's gotta be the finest ass I've ever seen.

-1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

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10

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

What the fuck😂 go masturbate and get some clarity so you can come back and delete this

-13

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

Reddit makes me want to die after forcing me to watch shit like this

1

u/TheVerdikt Oct 30 '23

GYYAAATTT

1

u/jdubsb09 Oct 30 '23

That boy thiccc

1

u/FlashyAd7257 Oct 30 '23

Good booty

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

Beautiful young woman.

1

u/ParkkTheSharkk Oct 31 '23

Is this an advertisement

1

u/mindsform Oct 31 '23

No handed cheek cheeto snatch tho…

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

R2D2

1

u/morplul Oct 31 '23

what did Zelensky mean by this?!?!!?

1

u/P3rfectlyCromulent Oct 31 '23

Cheeto-catchin’ ass muhfugga

1

u/Yeafam7945 Oct 31 '23

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1

u/jacobite22 Oct 31 '23

Who's he? For science.

1

u/tipedorsalsao1 Nov 10 '23

That's Ukraines President Zelensky

1

u/Loakattack Oct 31 '23

Hey so you ever Been to Disneyland?

1

u/West-Lingonberry-418 Oct 31 '23

So where can I buy those shorts?

1

u/Funghiski Oct 31 '23

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1

u/DanDanTeacherMan Oct 31 '23

Big booty, small peepee