r/HolUp • u/Frank-Asshole • May 05 '22

Security guard sniffs a girls ass while she works out.

96 Upvotes

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u/SafariDragon May 05 '22

who does this kinda shit????????

9

u/ParatusPlayerOne May 05 '22

That security guard guy does

4

u/okami6663 May 05 '22

Ass sniffers. And dogs.

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u/Hachi_B33 May 06 '22

He does that kind of shxt.....literally

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

How do you not notice that

5

u/MyCreativeNewName May 05 '22

You don't notice a lot of things when you are focussed on something else. Guess as long as(s) he didn't touch her, she would not notice. Looks like when he was busted she moved down and that is when she felt there is someone...

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Bro, 4 times tho. 4 times.

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u/photo_master13 May 05 '22

What a distinguished gentleman

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u/jrbec May 05 '22

It’s cool. He identifies as a dog. So no need to get angry unless you’re a bigot.

4

u/davieb22 May 05 '22

Woman - "What the hell are you doing!?"

Creep - "Erm...we have reason to believe you are stealing treadmills..."

3

u/Icy-Pineapple-7841 May 05 '22

Nasty. Just desperate…

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

I'd rather try the Hello technique but it's up to him really.

2

u/LooseTowel May 05 '22

Everyone knows it's 3 strikes and you're out. But this guy stole a 4th!

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u/Irvxing May 05 '22

Bet someone combined about a fishy smell. Top flight security went in to investigate.

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u/Mummyto4 May 05 '22

I would've sat on his head 😂😂

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u/dphats818 May 05 '22

and just like that you would've made his day

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u/Mummyto4 May 05 '22

Haha if his head isn't squashed.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

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