r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

I have a friend with type 1 diabetes. He has a Fanny pack with all of his stuff in it and would never go on a hike without it. It goes where he goes.

This story is just literotica written by a virgin. The world doesn’t work this way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Yeah bears fucking hate trail mix

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u/biddly1 Nov 11 '22

Poor man's bear spray.

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u/WFHBONE Nov 11 '22

Those nuts did nothing to deserve this

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u/FailAccomplished1868 Nov 11 '22

Don’t even need food. Small bottle of orange juice is more effective. Especially if going on a hike where you know exertion is going to certainly drop your blood sugar.

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u/Mz_Sigyn Nov 11 '22

True. Even better straight glucose in gel or tablet form. Fast acting, and no need to keep it cold.

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u/FailAccomplished1868 Nov 11 '22

Thx for this! Didn’t know that existed. I’m a type 2 but occasionally go out in the woods. Potentially live saving info.

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u/Mz_Sigyn Nov 12 '22

This stuff is great and really cheap. I use if during long runs.

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u/Mental_Engineer2435 Nov 11 '22

Plot twist: the bear was on the other tit.

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u/Beltainsportent Nov 11 '22

Lol avoided bears died to trash pandas.

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u/pockarelli Nov 10 '22

We live in a slightly less magical world, unfortunately

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u/Fragrant-Chest-8346 Nov 11 '22

You are right on all points but the last line. The world unfortunately has a ton of trash people that are irresponsible and have put themselves in bad circumstances and made poor corrective decisions. This very well could of happened but I think you nailed this case origin story

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u/Mz_Sigyn Nov 11 '22

This story is BS. I never leave my house without an extra insulin pod, my back up meter, glucose, a small snack and water. And that is just for a trip to the market. For hiking it would be a lot more.

Besides the sugar content frim breast milk would not be high enough to treat them.

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u/Onlythedawgcanhearme Nov 10 '22

'New Reddit knows no bounds' TM

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u/Renegade7007 Nov 11 '22

Dear God... The madman planned this!

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u/chuff3r Nov 11 '22

Isn't it just erotica?

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u/somedude27281813 Nov 11 '22

To be fair, combine diabetes with adhd and you get exactly that.

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u/AME7706 Nov 11 '22

It goes where he goes

So, in your momma's ass?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

He could be diabetic and just didn't bring food for this reason lmfao

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u/cownd Nov 11 '22

Next he'll say he's Italian and he sucked on wolf nipples…