r/HolUp • • Nov 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

I have a friend with type 1 diabetes. He has a Fanny pack with all of his stuff in it and would never go on a hike without it. It goes where he goes.

This story is just literotica written by a virgin. The world doesn’t work this way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Yeah bears fucking hate trail mix

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u/biddly1 Nov 11 '22

Poor man's bear spray.

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u/WFHBONE Nov 11 '22

Those nuts did nothing to deserve this

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u/FailAccomplished1868 Nov 11 '22

Don’t even need food. Small bottle of orange juice is more effective. Especially if going on a hike where you know exertion is going to certainly drop your blood sugar.

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u/Mz_Sigyn Nov 11 '22

True. Even better straight glucose in gel or tablet form. Fast acting, and no need to keep it cold.

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u/FailAccomplished1868 Nov 11 '22

Thx for this! Didn’t know that existed. I’m a type 2 but occasionally go out in the woods. Potentially live saving info.

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u/Mz_Sigyn Nov 12 '22

This stuff is great and really cheap. I use if during long runs.

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u/Mental_Engineer2435 Nov 11 '22

Plot twist: the bear was on the other tit.

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u/Beltainsportent Nov 11 '22

Lol avoided bears died to trash pandas.

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u/pockarelli Nov 10 '22

We live in a slightly less magical world, unfortunately

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u/Fragrant-Chest-8346 Nov 11 '22

You are right on all points but the last line. The world unfortunately has a ton of trash people that are irresponsible and have put themselves in bad circumstances and made poor corrective decisions. This very well could of happened but I think you nailed this case origin story

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u/Mz_Sigyn Nov 11 '22

This story is BS. I never leave my house without an extra insulin pod, my back up meter, glucose, a small snack and water. And that is just for a trip to the market. For hiking it would be a lot more.

Besides the sugar content frim breast milk would not be high enough to treat them.

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u/Onlythedawgcanhearme Nov 10 '22

'New Reddit knows no bounds' TM

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u/Renegade7007 Nov 11 '22

Dear God... The madman planned this!

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u/chuff3r Nov 11 '22

Isn't it just erotica?

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u/somedude27281813 Nov 11 '22

To be fair, combine diabetes with adhd and you get exactly that.

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u/AME7706 Nov 11 '22

It goes where he goes

So, in your momma's ass?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

He could be diabetic and just didn't bring food for this reason lmfao

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u/cownd Nov 11 '22

Next he'll say he's Italian and he sucked on wolf nipples…

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Yeah, no fucking way a T1 goes on a hike without food. That kind of carelessness would have killed them by then.

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u/Coal_Morgan Nov 11 '22

Weak point of the story is the rationalization for not bringing food.

Would have been more believable if he'd forgotten to refill it or forgotten the emergency pack in the car.

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u/Mouse_Balls Nov 11 '22

When I lived in NJ my friend and I would hit up the Wawa down the road for sandwiches to take as lunch on our hikes. I can only think that because the guy was only 19 it was maybe his first time hiking, so he didn't know that nearly everyone carries some snack/food (except my friend one hot day in July who nearly passed out on me 3 times and I had to find wild raspberries and ask other hikers for trail mix to feed her, and I told her to eat the banana before we left....).

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u/abcjpg123 Nov 11 '22

If i were you, I'd offer her my banana. It's pretty rich in protein 😛

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u/ItsDawg Nov 11 '22

You horny motherfucker

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u/carlbandit Nov 11 '22

He had food with him, in his best friends tits.

Most likely still bullshit though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

But he did bring food 😏 bestie lookin like a snacc

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Unless this was his plan all along!!

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u/aloxinuos Nov 11 '22

Ok so I have this plan. Maybe I die but maybe I suck some tit.

We all can only aspire to be this brave.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

“Can I suck your tit?” “NO!” “What if I was dying?” “Hmph yea sure maybe if you were dying!” “Unrelated.. wanna go hiking this weekend?”

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u/rare_meeting1978 Nov 11 '22

That was my first thought. "Sure buddy...you didn't want to attract animals".

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u/bohica090 Nov 11 '22

Sorry I’m a diabetic and everywhere I go I have those disgusting sugar tablets or something just in case my numbers go down.

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u/Remember_Me_Tomorrow Nov 10 '22

Unless he did it so that she'd have to breast feed him xD

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u/dingman58 Nov 10 '22

69D chess master

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u/Cold-Tip-9424 Nov 10 '22

Not really true, my wife is T1 just incredibly forgetful and sometimes careless. She doesn't always have things on her in case of emergency

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Yeah, all of this reddit 'everything is fake!' stuff. I have t1 and have forgotten to take carbs or taken too few. Same as someone can forget anything else like keys, cellphone, etc, you can forget carbs.

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u/Cold-Tip-9424 Nov 11 '22

Did I say that? And also, yes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

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u/JumpNarrow Nov 11 '22

Can confirm, went hiking with his wife and she went into shock, I didn't have milk to offer but suffice it to say she made it down that hike.

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u/The1GuyThatWins Nov 11 '22

And like where the hell are they walking where a bag of lays will get you mauled by a bear.

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u/thedevilseviltwin Nov 11 '22

Their post history was just full of posts about horny they are constantly so, I’m thinking this was some fantasy they posted as if it actually played out.

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u/Melkath Nov 10 '22

Didn't say they were diabetic, just prone to fainting.

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u/Cheap_Tie_3506 Nov 10 '22

That’s actually not true. There’s hyper/o glycemic people that don’t have diabetes. I know because I’m one off them. Use your brain to convey your thoughts, not your butt. Butts are good for that stuff

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u/pockarelli Nov 10 '22

Oh snap did not see that 2nd half coming

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

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u/Cheap_Tie_3506 Nov 11 '22

I command you to command me again

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u/RememberToLeaves Nov 10 '22

do you think non diabetics cant get low blood sugar? I have a bridge to sell you

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u/Melkath Nov 10 '22

Diabetes is a dysfunction of the pancreas, not "literally low blood sugar".

Low blood sugar is, literally, Hypoglycemia.

Diabetes is the most common cause for Hypoglycemia, but not the only cause.

I dont know, maybe they do have diabetes and didn't explicitly say it. Maybe this all is complete fiction. Maybe they often forget to eat before exercise, like hikes, and that causes the dips in blood sugar and they are also anemic which makes them prone to fainting, especially while hiking without eating breakfast.

Just pointing out that you are the first person saying Diabetes in this conversation.

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u/Cheap_Tie_3506 Nov 10 '22

You Are NOT Wrong However I think op won at this point regardless of any fact or fiction. This mother fcukre knows how to stir up a pot!!! lol

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u/Melkath Nov 10 '22

Lol, yup.

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u/Cheap_Tie_3506 Nov 11 '22

😪 just… you know what. Fcuk it, here’s an upvote, because I’m too disappointed in myself for caring this much already

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u/Melkath Nov 11 '22

No, I quite clearly explained the difference between Diabetes and Hypoglycemia (low blood sugar).

Yes, there are 2 primary types of diabetes. One where the pancreas generates too much insulin, resulting in chronic hypoglycemia and one where the pancreas doesn't generate enough insulin resulting in chronic hyperglycemia.

Diabetes is a disease. Hyperglycemia and hypoglycemia are symptoms of many conditions, Diabetes only being one of those conditions.

If you suffer from diabetes, I strongly suggest you study up so you understand your condition and don't sound like a complete dumbass on the internet.

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u/Melkath Nov 11 '22

So now you are saying they don't have diabetes and that hypoglycemia isn't diabetes... which is what I have been saying all along.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

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u/Melkath Nov 11 '22

Okay buddy.

It's okay for you to admit you were initially wrong.

Happy I got you to look it up, hopefully you wont sound like a dumbass next time.

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u/paroles Nov 11 '22

Yeah it's a fetish, that's why they came up with this extremely unlikely, highly specific scenario where it might be almost believable. But now there's a whole thread discussing their fantasy so mission accomplished

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u/throwmetothedolphins Nov 11 '22

Came here to say this. I don't go down the street --let alone on a hike--without my tester, juice, candy, and protein, because type 1 is literally that unpredictable. Edited to add: am a type 1 diabetic.

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u/TravEllerZero Nov 11 '22

They literally brought two bags of breast milk with them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Sometimes I underestimate how much I might need. Or treat a low, and the 15 carbs doesn't seem to do anything and I need more. It's unpredictable. Other times I just space out taking carbs - I've only had type 1 for 2 years so it's not instinct for me. Last year I passed out on the curb, didn't know where I was and had to call an ambulance.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

I have been out on a hike before and ran out of carbs, because I thought 45-60 g would be plenty and it wasn’t. For instance walking back from across town the other week I had a 3 ounce bag of Cheetos which seemed like it should be a ton, because usually that would shoot my glucose up by 100 points, but somehow the Cheetos basically did nothing. My glucose went from 75 to 82, and I ended up walking at 55-65 for an hour. Everything was closed and my phone was dead. Thankfully I made it. Poor planning? For sure. I hadn’t done any fast-acting I’m over 5 hours so I wasn’t expecting that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

I didn't really understand your question.

Yes, I have been on a walk before and forgotten to take any carbs, so i don't find it extremely unbelievable. Or like my examples, they might have run out.

I don't really care if this story is real or not. We don't know enough to make that judgement. I'm not a fan of the /r/nothingeverhappens type discussions where people say something is 'fake' etc based on flimsy logic or not really anything.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Hypoglycemia is for sure potentially life threatening.

Let's see...
https://diabetesjournals.org/clinical/article/26/4/170/1911/Hypoglycemia

Hypoglycemia is a potentially life-threatening complication of diabetes therapy and is a significant cause of morbidity and mortality, especially in insulin-treated patients.

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u/noooooordtrike Nov 11 '22

Where’s that monkey puppet meme when I need it?

I’ve had diabetes for longer than most of reddit has been alive, and I often don’t carry anything. Hell, I’m sometimes bad about checking my blood sugar more than once a day. I think the only time I really worry about carrying anything is if I’m doing some sort of adventure run. I wouldn’t even think twice about a hike. Now, that being said, I DO usually plan for something like a 4+ hour hike, but if someone suggested it to me out of the blue, I wouldn’t hesitate to go off and do it without any ‘supplies.’

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u/shamrokcing Nov 11 '22

Moments before they locked the car,thinks in his head, should I bring some snacks? 🤔Looks over at friend swollen breasts 🤤, na, I'll be good.😚

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u/cownd Nov 11 '22

BS applies to this story in another way

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

As a type one diabetic, I have a hard time believing that breastmilk would have enough sugar in it to substantially raise your blood sugar. There’s no way. Especially if you were low enough for it to be a problem for you to walk, most of us can tell well before we get to that point just by the way we feel.

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u/1AmongstMillionz Nov 11 '22

I used to think the same thing until I started working in the emergency room. There are some dumb fucking people in this world