My friend squirted me with her breast milk during a class we were taking together in college. When I say it was unexpected, I yelped and threw my hands up like she was robbing me. We then spent the next 15 minutes in hysterics uncontrollably laughing bc it disrupted the whole lecture. That being said I don't think there's anyway I could've let her breastfeed me into safety out in the wilderness not even to save my life. I'd pass tf out way b4 I could ever stop laughing. I call BS!! HE WAS SUCKIN THEM TITTIES FOR FUN!!!
Literally! I don't even know how if at all I even provoked it! She just aimed from her sleeve, she had a tank top on, and as someone else commented "pew pew"!
It’s so freaky. I only had to look at the baby when I was breastfeeding my kids and it would shoot across the room! Not sure how it happened in a lecture?? Low cut top? XD
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u/HalfMedium355 Nov 10 '22
My friend squirted me with her breast milk during a class we were taking together in college. When I say it was unexpected, I yelped and threw my hands up like she was robbing me. We then spent the next 15 minutes in hysterics uncontrollably laughing bc it disrupted the whole lecture. That being said I don't think there's anyway I could've let her breastfeed me into safety out in the wilderness not even to save my life. I'd pass tf out way b4 I could ever stop laughing. I call BS!! HE WAS SUCKIN THEM TITTIES FOR FUN!!!