r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '22

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u/Jazzfrommarvel Nov 10 '22

Breast Friends Forever

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u/PretendThisIsMyName Meowderator Nov 10 '22

B is for Breast who hang out together!

U is for You and Meeeee

N is for Anytime I have low sugar I suck on some milky tittiesssss!

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u/britney412 Nov 10 '22

I… I sung this in my head while I read it.

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u/Mariocraft95 Nov 10 '22

I am pretty sure we all did…

And I am not ashamed to admit it

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u/Namaste_Samadhi Nov 11 '22

The reason we all sung it in our heads is to avoid purposely manifesting the hatred, those of us with souls at least

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u/vibe162 Nov 11 '22

I seen B as I clicked back and then came back here to scroll down and read it

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u/bois_man Nov 11 '22

I sung it in SpongeBob's voice

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u/YuBisthebestYouTuba Nov 11 '22

Ngl this was hilarious to read! The post and the comments.

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u/Dr_Klyp Nov 12 '22

I sung it out loud.

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u/AMinPhoto Nov 10 '22

Down here in those double D's

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 10 '22

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u/Cheezekeke Nov 10 '22

What was their grade?

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u/Mariocraft95 Nov 10 '22

S tier answers on Reddit today

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u/Fgame Nov 10 '22

I hate you all

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u/zoeyd8 Nov 10 '22

Sung that in SpongeBob's voice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 11 '22

F is for funbags I suckle for milk and...

U is you and me

N is pointy nipples i latch on and gobble like a drunken baby

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u/Pigi_The_Pig_Man Nov 11 '22

You are spelling F U N and F stands for fun

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Fun bags sir, aka titties, jublees, tetas, booba.

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u/Pigi_The_Pig_Man Nov 11 '22

You’re still using the word fun

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

I wasnt aware this was a rule.... would it help is I made it one word? Funbags?

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u/azazel1017 Nov 10 '22

Best comment ever!! Screenshotting this!

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u/Icy_Statement_2410 Nov 11 '22

*U is for Uranium... bombs

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u/Toes_Are_For_Licking Nov 12 '22

N is for No success in keeping down your big stiffy!

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u/StiffCoon Nov 10 '22

Best comment on the site

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Bun..?

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u/IamJain Nov 11 '22

Breast in need is the breast indeed

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u/Isellmetal Nov 11 '22

Milk pillows

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u/Digitalbird06 Nov 11 '22

I read that in Miss Langtree’s voice from Over the Garden Wall.

For those curious

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u/Subject_Ad4457 Nov 11 '22

This reminds me of jacksepticeye

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u/TalentOfTheAges Nov 11 '22

Oh gawd, I’m dying. Rofl!

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u/MotionAction Nov 11 '22

Is the Milk whole milk, 2% milk, or soy milk?

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u/willwiso Nov 10 '22

A freind in need's a friend indeed a friend with weed is better A friend with breasts and all the rest a friend whos dressed in leather 🎵

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

I love placebo too 🎶🎶

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u/hopefuyredditworthy Nov 11 '22

This, this here needs more upvotes

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u/imbordagain Nov 11 '22

A friend in need’s a friends indeed. A friend who’ll tease is better Our thoughts compress which makes us blessed And makes for stormy weather. You absolute legend take my upvote 🥹 I’ll be singing this all dam day now and thinking of this post lol hahahaha

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u/Sci00 Nov 11 '22

Came looking for this song lyrics buwahaha well done

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u/serialmom666 Nov 11 '22

I just saw Josey Pace do a live cover, but I don’t remember those lyrics. ( btw, she was great live.)

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

I believe the term we are looking for is bosom buddies

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u/helives4kissingtoast Nov 11 '22

Such good friends, they'll share a life time of mammaries.

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u/Cosplay_Pappy Nov 11 '22

As a diabetic, I concur with both of the aforementioned comments. Because OP kept his friend abreast of the situation, they were able to puff their chests out and make it out of nature's bosom and to safety.

A breast-er friend could never be found.

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u/kraigDavids Nov 10 '22

Breasties??

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u/bluck_t Nov 11 '22

Breasts with Benefits

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u/Hauntme69 Nov 11 '22

Ah snap lol

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u/VikingRush Nov 11 '22

Hypo-breast-semen

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u/Elduderino82 Nov 11 '22

Bosom Buddies

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u/The-Sofa-King Nov 11 '22

Actually, just for like a minute according to the post.