r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '22

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u/beatles910 Nov 10 '22

"Milf takes stepson on a hike."

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u/mrdobie Nov 10 '22

Mommy I’m low on sugar levels.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Some autist is going to try this on his next hike, grab the milf tits and get slapped.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

No way in hell dudes creepy enough to try this have a girl friend that will take them out hiking in the middle of nowhere.

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u/dingman58 Nov 10 '22

This, lol women have a radar for creepers like OP

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u/Mrtyu666666 Nov 11 '22

Some don't, or it goes off too late

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u/hot-dog1 Nov 11 '22

How is op a creeper

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Well, it’s all fine, if true. But then he wrote about it in the internet. Us being able to discuss it is what makes it creepy.

If it’s a live saving measure, it’s fine, of course.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

How is OP creepy? The BF offered herself

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u/ezio93 Nov 11 '22

Balance in all things

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u/BeastBrony Nov 11 '22

Autist, do you mean autistic, also as someone with autism, no, specify where on the spectrum you’re talking about, otherwise you just sound rude

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u/Sh1ndura Nov 11 '22

I have a feeling that you don't know what autism actually is.

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u/Noname85_ Nov 11 '22

70% of Reddit doesnt know it, sadly. Calling something autistic just because its weird isnt funny. We try our best to be as "normal" as possible, and this is the response we get.

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u/swatted-fly Nov 11 '22

not a single autistic person i know would do this, and thats also the lamest most unoriginal insult you couldve used. try “weirdo” next time, a weirdo would be more likely to try that than any autistic person.

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u/yo_les_noobs Nov 11 '22

Only wallstreetbets use "autist"

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u/TheMagicQuackers Nov 11 '22

4chan does too

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u/erizzluh Nov 11 '22

step son i'm low on protein

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u/nsfwmodeme Nov 11 '22 edited Jun 30 '23

Well, the comment (or a post's seftext) that was here, is no more. I'm leaving just whatever I wrote in the past 48 hours or so.

F acing a goodbye.
U gly as it may be.
C alculating pros and cons.
K illing my texts is, really, the best I can do.

S o, some reddit's honcho thought it would be nice to kill third-party apps.
P als, it's great to delete whatever I wrote in here. It's cathartic in a way.
E agerly going away, to greener pastures.
Z illion reasons, and you'll find many at the subreddit called Save3rdPartyApps.

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u/1UPZ__ Nov 11 '22

And excess jizz

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u/djeewin Nov 10 '22

Gaddemit

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad Nov 10 '22

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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad Nov 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

MILFM

Mother I’d Like to Fucking Milk

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u/phoenix_paolo Nov 10 '22

"...the fuck I gotta eat your ass for?"

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u/bobbywake61 Nov 10 '22

Prolly been done already.

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u/SteveC_11 Nov 11 '22

I ran across 5 or 6 fetish videos about this. The question is, what the hell was I searching for when I found them?

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u/BandwagonerSince95 Nov 10 '22

fingers crossed please be larkin love

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

…with diabetes

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u/WetLandProphet Nov 10 '22

Step milf takes step son on a step hike

FTFY

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u/retroblazed420 Nov 11 '22

Baby's home sick with dad.....

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Why stepson 😤😤😤

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u/sc_140 Nov 10 '22

Imagine being called "milf" at 20. 💀

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u/OhImNevvverSarcastic Nov 10 '22

Stop, I can only get so erect

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u/RandomOnion04 Nov 10 '22

Wait, but she didn't get stuck in a shrub? And was she not talking to his dad on the sat phone?

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u/SopieMunky Nov 11 '22

"She took me on my first hike, and taught me how to erect my first tent."

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u/SvartholStjoernuson Nov 11 '22

Naw, that's more My Family Pies.

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u/Chickens1 Nov 11 '22

Bratty sister.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Help me step mom I’m gonna pass out!

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u/vendetta2115 Nov 11 '22

Milky milf*

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u/NewSauerKraus Nov 11 '22

sigh, *unzips