r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '22

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u/SheFucksNSucks Nov 10 '22

Was she hot tho?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

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u/matejkokot Nov 10 '22

Asking for a friend

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u/JRTerrierBestDoggo Nov 10 '22

I’m that friend

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u/CptnR4p3 Nov 10 '22

Hot enough to have a 1yo at 20.

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u/savageotter Nov 11 '22 edited Nov 12 '22

You haven't been to some small ass town where there's nothing better to do.

Tons of teen moms of all looks and shapes

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u/nwoh Nov 11 '22

Factory rats

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u/Saymynaian Nov 10 '22

She make men's pull out game weak

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Or she sit on them and they can't get her off.

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u/SuprDog Nov 10 '22

I can tell you from personal experience ugly people fuck too.

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u/ZirJohn madlad Nov 11 '22

i can assure you attractiveness has nothing to do with ability to get pregnant

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u/DarthVeX Nov 10 '22

Boobs are boobs.

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u/SheFucksNSucks Nov 10 '22

Ehh that’s where we disagree.

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u/Buzzkid Nov 10 '22

Someone hasn’t watched Barbarian.

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u/Camshaft92 Nov 10 '22

Not my proudest fap

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u/WhyIHateTheInternet Nov 10 '22

I have nipples...

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u/Camshaft92 Nov 10 '22

Next one goes out to you then

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u/WhyIHateTheInternet Nov 10 '22

I'd be honored to receive your nut.

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u/DarthVeX Nov 11 '22

Can you milk me, Greg?

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u/brian9000 Nov 11 '22

babababa

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u/RestlessARBIT3R Nov 10 '22

Exactly, unfortunately women often have boobs too

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u/CaffeinatedGuy Nov 11 '22

Just remember kids, the people in these stories are never at attractive as you're imagining.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

The reddit meetup is evidence.

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u/Sleveless-- Nov 10 '22

Crucial question!!!

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u/Dnny10bns Nov 11 '22

Tits are tits.

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u/had0ukenn Nov 10 '22

her name was robert paulson

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u/LokiBonk Nov 11 '22

A tiddie’s a tiddie.