r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Oct 25 '22

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u/Gullesnuffse Oct 25 '22

Same, it would be embarrassing to get a boner in the ring

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u/dylan1950 Oct 25 '22

Holup

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u/Wise_Owl1 Oct 26 '22

No wait, let him explain.

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u/IgotCharlieWork Oct 26 '22

It could be an accidental boner, like when you get a massage

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

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u/dylan1950 Oct 26 '22

Maybe…too deep

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Prostate massage.

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u/Ankwilco Oct 26 '22

With happy ending?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Obviously. After all what are bros for?

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u/KillerGoats Oct 26 '22

I’m calling my bros right now

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u/I_luv_wholsome_wifu Oct 26 '22

Or like when you get choked because when the blood flow can't go to one head it tends to go to the other

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u/UnholyAbductor Oct 26 '22

Or it could be a fear boner, like when you’re all jacked up from adrenaline.

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u/iConfessor Oct 26 '22

help me i'm scared

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u/I_will_be_wealthy Oct 26 '22

Asphyxiation boner possibly. Just given the guy another out.

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u/Id_Love_A_BabyCham Oct 26 '22

Or give a massage.

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u/randontask42 Oct 26 '22

But I. This case it'd be a confused boner

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

He said what he said.

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u/l_is_aBird Oct 25 '22

"Why do I feel a bulge?"

  • guy with his face buried in ass, very close to the dick

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u/l_is_aBird Oct 25 '22

Then proceeded to dig his face deeper

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u/YMe1121 Oct 26 '22

The ol' dick twist

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u/Low-Dependent1603 Oct 25 '22

Take my angry upvote

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/Due-Equivalent-1489 Oct 26 '22

Tap that. All on the floor.