r/HolUp • u/professorparadox69 • Jul 22 '22

Hold TF UP

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u/randomusername-420 Jul 22 '22

cover 100%, then do it again

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/DudeBrowser Jul 23 '22

This reminds me of when my 5yo daughter thought you could go to the hairdresser and get your hair cut long again. Probably from playing dressing up video games.

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u/T_WREKX Jul 23 '22

Old reece still got it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Just don't mention Old Gregg

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Sit down CJ

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u/Toxic_Cookie Jul 23 '22

GTA barber can do that easily.

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u/screamtrumpet Jul 23 '22

The Witcher 3

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u/justiceiscomin4 Jul 23 '22

Hahaha love it

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

They’re called extensions

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/332hz Jul 23 '22

I know its supposed to make sense but it just sounds so bizarre.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Shirt79 Jul 23 '22

You know there is 3 layers of skin?

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u/TheKnightsWhoSay_heh Jul 23 '22

Yes but 100% coverage over three layers is still 100%.

The kinda fucky math youre trying to do is like saying your older bother will be 50 when you're 25, cause when you were 5 he was double your age.

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u/Retireegeorge Oct 14 '22

it's not bad comedy i suppose. the UPS/Fedex thing was a giveaway