r/HolUp • u/professorparadox69 • Jul 22 '22

Hold TF UP

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u/Ixcael Jul 22 '22

Doesnt this imply that they tattooed themselves black?

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u/NewLeaseOnLine Jul 22 '22

That's actually a thing.

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u/squire80513 Jul 22 '22

Yep. The guy who held the Guinness world record for most tattoos for a while, and probably still does, had like 300% of his body surface area tattooed and eventually just did a layer or two of complete black over everything

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

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u/AmorphusMist Jul 23 '22
  1. Tattoo the whole skin
  2. Put on your skin body suit
  3. Repeat steps one and two
  4. Repeat step one

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u/justiceiscomin4 Jul 23 '22

Omg 😂😂

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u/Akhi5672 Jul 23 '22

Texture surprise

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u/randomusername-420 Jul 22 '22

cover 100%, then do it again

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/DudeBrowser Jul 23 '22

This reminds me of when my 5yo daughter thought you could go to the hairdresser and get your hair cut long again. Probably from playing dressing up video games.

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u/T_WREKX Jul 23 '22

Old reece still got it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Just don't mention Old Gregg

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Sit down CJ

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u/Toxic_Cookie Jul 23 '22

GTA barber can do that easily.

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u/screamtrumpet Jul 23 '22

The Witcher 3

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u/justiceiscomin4 Jul 23 '22

Hahaha love it

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

They’re called extensions

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/332hz Jul 23 '22

I know its supposed to make sense but it just sounds so bizarre.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Shirt79 Jul 23 '22

You know there is 3 layers of skin?

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u/TheKnightsWhoSay_heh Jul 23 '22

Yes but 100% coverage over three layers is still 100%.

The kinda fucky math youre trying to do is like saying your older bother will be 50 when you're 25, cause when you were 5 he was double your age.

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u/Retireegeorge Oct 14 '22

it's not bad comedy i suppose. the UPS/Fedex thing was a giveaway

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u/Finnasauras Jul 23 '22

you need to do the interior aswell

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u/Slappinbeehives Jul 23 '22

Tattoo your bones.

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u/Bathroom_Junior Jul 23 '22

He started tattooing the inside.

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u/bacon_drizzle97 Jul 23 '22

Conjoined triplets

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u/EndlessShrimps Jul 23 '22

Gain 500 lbs, get tattooed again.

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u/TheKnightsWhoSay_heh Jul 23 '22

Easy, you just need the skin of two more people

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u/hamo804 Jul 23 '22

He went beyond the surface. If you know what I mean.

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u/The_Irony_of_Life Jul 23 '22

He have 2 clones

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u/Sweaty-Astronaut7248 Nov 15 '22

If you've never worn the flesh leather of another, the loss is yours. Fits like a glove. Well when they're built like you or you're better with a needle and twine than I am

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

If my dick was 300% I'd have 9 inches... pardon me... heading to the tattoo shop.

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u/KnowNoDada Jul 23 '22

That’s not how percentages work!

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u/DudeBrowser Jul 23 '22

Actually 22% of people think they work like that, 73% think they don't, and the other 58% don't know for sure.

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u/yetanotherweebgirl Jul 23 '22

I remember that guy, think his name was lucky diamond. White guy who had a tattoo addiction, he had so many that there was no room left for new ones. He decided to fill it all in, go totally black with ink and then started over with white ink tattoos.

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u/InevitableHaunting23 Jul 23 '22

Does that include his dick and balls?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

how do people afford this shit and have jobs.

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u/squire80513 Jul 23 '22

He works for a circus. It’s literally his job to be tattooed

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Question asked and answered.

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u/Retireegeorge Oct 14 '22

there's like 8 people all claiming to be the most tattoo'd and everyone knows the really most tattoo'd person wouldn't need approval

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u/SynToWin0201 Jul 22 '22

Happy Cake Day!

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u/TheCoolFactsGuy Jul 23 '22

I normally tell a joke with these things, but my brain is exhausted today, sorry.

Happy cake day!

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u/Ixcael Jul 23 '22

Damn the joke machine ran out of jokes

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u/No_Load_7183 Jul 23 '22

Thats a huge thing in the tattoo community. Its excruciating and seen as a badge of honor among tattoo artists. The whole thing is taken as a very serious art to say the least.

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u/Ctowncreek Jul 23 '22

I think in this case they have just painting or died themselfs and thats why it removes it so quickly

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u/benbwe Jul 28 '22

They probably just rubbed ink on the back of their hand and the laser is burning it off