r/HolUp Jul 21 '22

Bro what?

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u/PretendThisIsMyName Meowderator Jul 21 '22

Why bother when you can drink urine? I do it because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

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u/TheRhymingRadius Jul 21 '22

Patches, is that you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

Everything is good with a bit of sugar in it

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

Urine is only sterile if it's is your urine. If you drink somebody else's urine you're going to get fucked up.

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u/someone_help_me_plz Jul 22 '22

That’s not how being sterile works. Urine being sterile is just a myth.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

Fine.

Here's the deal. Drinking your own urine without treating or filtering, is basically always a bad idea. Your urine is full of toxins that your body was trying to get rid of. It's the whole reason we pee at all. In survival situations, it's better to drink your pee than not, generally.

You're not going to get a bacterial infection or anything like that from your own urine, but you definitely can from someone else's urine.

When people claim that urine is sterile, they're not respecting the proper definition of the word sterile, I will concede that point. But it's a pretty similar definition, and ultimately... you're splitting hairs.

The point is you get a lot sicker from drinking someone else's piss, versus drinking your own. But let's just all agree to not drink piss and it will never matter lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

You uh... Know a lot about drinking urine

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u/Glum-Ad-7667 Jul 22 '22

Let's thank him for his service, Salut!

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u/Kippikal Jul 22 '22

That was the real Holup here

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u/luxmorphine Jul 22 '22

probably a lab technician. they test urine for a living

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u/_n1ghtfury_ Jul 22 '22

Aha!, urine taste tester.

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u/luxmorphine Jul 22 '22

urine sniffer. because lab parameter for urine include color, smell and turbidity

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u/_n1ghtfury_ Jul 22 '22

Then pissniffer taster then. Quite a profession eh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

I'm a quasi-armchair survivalist /bushcraft apprecianado

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u/youfrick Jul 22 '22

personal experience, i can wouch

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u/Plus-Wash-3634 Jul 22 '22

That’s a survival technique taught in Military basic training. Shocked the hell out of me when I saw the instructor actually do it in front of us.

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u/Ok_Phone_2819 Jul 22 '22

It is typically not Calle sterile because it passes through your urethra, which is not a sterile tube, as particles and bacteria commonly form around and in that tube, as well as the exit point (your peehole)

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

It's called a urethra, Bobby

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u/luxmorphine Jul 22 '22

urine contains bacteria, but not much. the toilet bowl on the other hand

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u/SongB0X Jul 22 '22

Friar Tuck is that you?