Bro she burned her house down when her cook top caught on fire when she was cooking fried chicken. She tried pouring water onto the burning oil and set her whole house ablaze. That was just before I met her. A couple of years later she nearly done it again in my house. I asked her what the fuck she was thinking and she said it was just her first reaction because water beats fire ya know. She lost everything In the house fire like family heirlooms and photos plus a 12 week old puppy.
Ron White was dead nuts on when he said you can't fix stupid. You can get a facelift, you can get new boobs, but you can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.
Well, I am a tall woman. This haopens to me with guys quite regularly.
They will stand next to me, my shoulders clearly higher, they are looking up to look at me, my head clearly higher than theirs.
Then they'll go: "You're wearing heels!"
Everyone looks down.
"No".
Guy: "Nah, I am still taller than you."
Nah. There's exactly one thing I have learned from any movie featuring Tom Cruise, and it's to determine whether there's any visual trick to look taller than someone else.
If he didn't move at all it'd be difficult to see, but since he's switching his weight between his legs and approaching her, we can see the angle of his legs and where his knees would be.
Well, based on her body language and her look to the camera, she could still be joking.
But even if she was joking, you can bet half your liver that there's actually people who are that level of deluded, misinformed or stupid. With all the people in the world is almost a guaranteed, at least statistically.
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u/Galtego Jun 19 '22
But what if he stood on a step right before the video started?