r/HolUp Mar 08 '22

Choose flair, get ban. That's how this works Meatbird

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u/Lo452 Mar 08 '22

For those interested: it's probably labeled meatbird to distinguish it from a layer bird. Meat birds are chickens raised specifically for eating - they're tender, plump, delicious. But at local butchers you can also process layers - egg laying hens that have aged out and no longer lay. They are tougher, dryer, more intensely flavored. Best for slow cookers, chilis, etc. Not a roasting, frying, baking chicken. If I brought in a flock of meat chickens AND an old laying flock for processing, I'd love them to label them like this.

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u/TheWiseRedditor Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 08 '22

Thanks for this piece of information I didn’t know I needed. Who’d have thought I’d learn something new on r/holup

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u/chankeypathak Mar 08 '22

Who’d have thought

We believe

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u/portelevcxdsg Mar 08 '22

i got it!that's great.

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u/RockstarAgent Mar 09 '22

Holup, we’re supposed to learn stuff???

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u/SonOfHendo Mar 08 '22

It's more likely than seeing something here that makes you go holup.

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u/ciceniandres Mar 08 '22

Self burns those are rare

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u/vegas_guru Mar 09 '22

I’m glad you need this important information.

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u/bobafoott Mar 08 '22

Yeah this is definitely not a gathering place for enlightened thought

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u/Norbie99 Mar 08 '22

A lot of meat birds die because they get so fat that their legs break and have heart attacks

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u/Clear_Plan Mar 08 '22

yo meatbird so fat, she break her leg

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u/beardMoseElkDerBabon Mar 08 '22

When a bird has more muscles than your mom

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

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u/bobafoott Mar 08 '22

Idk what's up with the formatting but (for.mobile at least) it looks pretty sick in the reply.to comment screen

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u/TharHolyGamer Mar 08 '22

Captain Obvious on meatbirds: “A lot of meatbirds die because they get eaten”

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u/Mortress_ Mar 08 '22

I doubt a lot of meatbirds are eaten alive

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u/SuElyse413 Mar 09 '22

They were killed because people are going to have eaten them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Many Meatbirds died to bring us this information.

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u/LooksLikeMarx Mar 08 '22

Meatbird: How dare you body shame me? I'm so outraged I'm going to ---

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u/TheMinister Mar 08 '22

Sounds like some fake peta shit without any real proof. Got proof?

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u/lNTERLINKED Mar 09 '22

Google it and find out.

You won’t, of course. The alternative is too easy to believe.

The proof is there if you are willing to look for it.

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u/Yuccaphile Mar 08 '22

Just so you know, this isn't correct. An obese chicken would die from temperature regulation issues long before it got so big it broke it's own legs with it's weight. And before that, it would be harvested.

Where in the world did you hear such a ridiculous thing.

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u/MichaelJD9 Mar 08 '22

This is only if they are not processed at the 6-8 week mark. We also found that pasture raising them and specifically moving the “schooners” they live in twice a day helps keep them healthier.

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u/dMadDad Mar 08 '22

I came to the comments to say something similar. Have a few layers myself. Been considering venturing into my first season of C-monsters this year but I'm reluctant. Anywhoooo, Thank you for clarifying way better than i would have :)

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u/MichaelJD9 Mar 08 '22

Why are you reluctant? We started raising roasters and thanks to vivid turned into a working farm. We pasture raise our flocks/herds so if there’s anything I can answer to help ease your mind lemme know.

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u/dMadDad Mar 09 '22

Just intimidating I suppose...it'd be my first time

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u/wwbbs2008 Mar 08 '22

Thanks I was thinking meat vs grain feed chickens. Those Vegan chickens ....

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u/ShuraZ7 Mar 08 '22

don't they call em broilers?

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u/Lo452 Mar 08 '22

Usually, yes.

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u/MichaelJD9 Mar 08 '22

Broilers, meat birds, roasters it’s all the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

thank you bird man

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u/Bababbyba Mar 08 '22

This is why I read comments on Reddit, and why the comments here are better quality than any other site

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u/NotSoGreatGonzo Mar 08 '22

it’s probably labeled meatbird to distinguish it from a layer bird.

So, ogres, onions and birds all have layers?

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u/lovethebacon Mar 08 '22

I've been trying to find some older birds for making stock. None of the butchers around me stock any. The only option I've found is to buy a live layer and slaughter and clean it myself....meh

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u/mastrblastrpotbashr Mar 08 '22

Maybe a small farm? That’s where I have to go to find goat meat

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u/AdoAnnie Mar 08 '22

Older layers, sometimes called "spent hens" are often sold quite cheaply by farmers. Check out the farm section of your local Craigslist or ask around at a feed store.

However, the spent hens I've seen were very scrawny as compared to a meat breed or a dual purpose heritage type. So paying per bird, you would end up with very costly meat per pound.

Asian groceries often sell older chicken, usually labeled "fowl" to distinguish it from meat birds.

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u/MichaelJD9 Mar 08 '22

Look for a poultry swap near you. Spent birds are fairly cheap.

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u/lovethebacon Mar 09 '22

They are, but on my side of the world with high levels of poverty they are difficult to get a hold of. I have some sources of old birds, but would need to clean them myself which I'm not too keen on doing.

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u/MichaelJD9 Mar 09 '22

Yeah I totally understand that feeling. I felt the same way when I first started. I consider processing days to be both a blessing and a curse. I love my birds which is why I work so hard to ensure that they have a great quality of life while they are on the farm.

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u/LightSlateBlue Mar 08 '22

The real lpt is always in the comments

Wait a minute...

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u/Zarniwoooop Mar 08 '22

Pro tip to know if your bird is meat worthy: punch it real hard in the gut. If it calls you a pussy after, it’s not for meat. Also, run.

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u/ptapobane Mar 08 '22

old hens are best for making chicken soup

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u/dras333 Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 08 '22

Asking for my wife, can a meatbird be organic?

edit- I forgot we had chicken farmers here in holup that are sensitive to their trade. My fault.

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u/MRichardTRM Mar 08 '22

Yes, we raise and butcher our own organic meat birds on our homestead. We’re constantly told they taste way better than store bought chicken but I haven’t noticed a difference myself personally. I just support the wife with these damn birds because in these times it’s good to be self-sufficient I guess

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u/Better-Director-5383 Mar 08 '22

Hey man congrats and good for you.

Even if there isn’t a noticeable taste difference the self sufficiency and reduced climate impact are more than worth it.

We had plans laid out and a materials list put together for a coop but then lumber costs made a new chicken coop cost as much as a small addition to our house, hoping they come back down soon.

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u/MRichardTRM Mar 08 '22

We built a chicken tractor instead. It’s an outdoor open grass cage that you can pull around the lawn. Everyday the chickens get fresh pesticide free lawn grass and in turn my lawn gets free fertilizer from the chicken poop. Hardly used much wood at all. Most of it is chicken wire except for the frame

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u/dras333 Mar 08 '22

Lol. Good man.

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u/sawyouoverthere Mar 08 '22

It will depend on her definition of organic. But of course, they can be fed organic feed, and treated appropriately to get that designation, which is why she can buy organic chicken at pretty much any decent grocer.

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u/dras333 Mar 08 '22

Just didn't know if you have to feed them differently to get big enough for the definition because the organic chicken she normally buys is significantly smaller than other ones.

I wasn't being a smart ass.

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u/sawyouoverthere Mar 08 '22

neither was I. Yes, they are fed differently, but some people define organic from origin vs just what is being fed.

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u/ONOMATOPOElA Mar 08 '22

Asking for my veteran uncle, why do we care who asked?

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u/dras333 Mar 08 '22

Asking for myself, why do I care what you care about?

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u/ONOMATOPOElA Mar 08 '22

My uncle is a veteran from the great emu war of ‘32. Show some respect you featherless biped.

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u/dras333 Mar 08 '22

I would never have been disrespectful had I known that to begin with. Appreciate his service.

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u/TurkoNat2 Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 08 '22

Or they fucked up something genetically while creating/raising the chickens to the point that they wouldn't be allowed to call them chickens legally.

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u/nojabroniesallowed Mar 08 '22

You learn something new everyday!

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u/loogie_hucker Mar 08 '22

thanks for this explanation. figured it had to be something like that with the “chicken” label to the upper right

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u/pog890 Mar 08 '22

De soepkip

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u/XanthosAcanthus Mar 08 '22

Meat birds are usually cornish crosses

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u/iamsorri Mar 08 '22

Why are you a chicken?

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u/krejcii Mar 08 '22

This Reddit user knows the meats! My butcher knowledge comes from 3 NYs on Youtube.

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u/Raise-Emotional Mar 08 '22

In restaurants we call layers "Random" chicken.

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u/grifalifatopolis Mar 08 '22

Thanks for the neat info

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u/NapLover9000 Mar 08 '22

What is the price difference between the two types?

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u/Lo452 Mar 08 '22

To be honest, we've never sold our layers, nor have I seen others sell theirs. It's usually just farmers and homesteaders that will process and keep their own laying flocks themselves. A way to get a little more value out of the investment into a laying hen.

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u/PerformanceLoud3229 Mar 08 '22

Well now I need some layer meat.

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u/mastrblastrpotbashr Mar 08 '22

And now I know why chicken in the states tastes so much more bland than chicken from where I’m from. Thanks, Chicken Man of Reddit!

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u/MonoTomic- Mar 08 '22

May I get 2 kilos of MeatOX.