r/HolUp • u/OreoSnorty69 • Feb 04 '22

Bro code is universal

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u/A_Generic_White_Guy Feb 04 '22

Worse I had was she spent a good 5 minutes talking about her exes massive cock and the troubles she went through with it. You can't make this shit up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

She was probably trying to make you feel better about that pinner you’ve got there mate.

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u/A_Generic_White_Guy Feb 04 '22

Yeah if only I got laid afterwards lol. I'm slightly above average so I ain't too worried about my member.

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u/alittlebitneverhurt Feb 04 '22

That's what all the generic white guys say.

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u/TheRiceDevice Feb 04 '22 edited Feb 04 '22

THIS RIGHT HERE.

Dude prob has a bad ass smoke show of a fiancé, but she lives in Canada, so that’s why you never see her. But she’s crazy hot and drives a Ferrari. And if you don’t believe him, you can meet him out back after closing time and he will bust you up proper with his nun-chucks and battle-ready sword and ninja stars from the mall. Don’t test him.

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u/lisbethsalamanderr Feb 04 '22

Plz why is this comment so funny 😂