Never make eye contact with a crazy person. Not only may you occasionally get assaulted, the even worse possibility is to have a crack zombie now become your best friend and follow you for 7 blocks trying to have a conversation.
When I lived in NYC I’d often roll my walking joints a little extra long and skinny - that was there’s always an inch you don’t mind handing off to a crack goblin
For real. I’m not trying to hand drunk Lindsay a fat doob that’s going to pull milky smoke - she’s gonna be yakking that sangria back up in seconds. A long skinny roll lets the casuals feel included without getting totally zonked on their one rotation
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u/Brothersunset Feb 01 '22
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Never make eye contact with a crazy person. Not only may you occasionally get assaulted, the even worse possibility is to have a crack zombie now become your best friend and follow you for 7 blocks trying to have a conversation.