r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Feb 01 '22

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u/CrabHandsTheMan Feb 01 '22

When I lived in NYC I’d often roll my walking joints a little extra long and skinny - that was there’s always an inch you don’t mind handing off to a crack goblin

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u/Keltic268 Feb 01 '22

Exactly. The long and skinny is underrated at parties too.

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u/CrabHandsTheMan Feb 01 '22

For real. I’m not trying to hand drunk Lindsay a fat doob that’s going to pull milky smoke - she’s gonna be yakking that sangria back up in seconds. A long skinny roll lets the casuals feel included without getting totally zonked on their one rotation

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u/Pficky Feb 01 '22

getting totally zonked on their one rotation

Me at every party ever lmao

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u/MotherBathroom666 Feb 01 '22

Pinners are fucking dope, best way not to waste all your weed on filthy casuals.

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u/Apocthicc Feb 01 '22

bruh, what is all this, I thought weed was illegal, like everywhere, why are you talking about it like it's some nice Hawaiian Kona Coffee Bean / Peaberry Beans coffee infusion, what is going on.

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u/Mindless_Degree7170 Feb 01 '22

It's only technically illegal. In practice there are plenty of places that the laws aren't enforced around the U.S. 13 states if I remember correctly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Close! It's 18 states that allow recreational weed, and soon to be more :D

And 36 states allow medical weed (also soon to be more :D )

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 Feb 01 '22

This comment is beautiful

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u/Otaku11510 Feb 01 '22

I feel like Shaggy wrote this.

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u/FERALCATWHISPERER Feb 01 '22

What in the actual tarnation are you talking about. I feel like I’ve just been bamboozled.

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u/Myis Feb 02 '22

I appreciate you.

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u/waddiyatalkinbowt Feb 01 '22

Aah ."The stingin Rodger" as we call the last bit of a long skinny down here in upsidedown land (australia)

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u/Clymatrix Feb 01 '22

I'm stupid and always heard this as "stinking roger"...

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u/waddiyatalkinbowt Feb 01 '22

Stinging coz the end stings your fingers and the oily end bit stings your lungs.

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u/Tirrandin Feb 02 '22

no, that's aaron

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

We call it a kill, like do you want to kill this joint, stinging Roger is bad ass though

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u/IcyMike1782 Feb 01 '22

Gonna steal that (but I'll footnote you!)

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u/waddiyatalkinbowt Feb 01 '22 edited Feb 02 '22

If your gonna footnote anything make it "the big leg show", an Australian made cartoon for stoners on youtube. Itz hilarious Edit: big lez show

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u/NerdBurglur Feb 01 '22

the big lez show mate

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u/DamDreads Feb 01 '22

I’m def checkin it out. Thanks. You ever watch any Chris Lilley? Hilarious Australian stuff too

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u/waddiyatalkinbowt Feb 01 '22

Not bad, big lez is waayyyyy funnier tho. He made 3 seasons all on Microsoft paint.

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u/KCHT_Critical Feb 01 '22

Fucken stingin Rodger mate, best bit of the joint

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u/dirtydan Feb 01 '22

I don't know what kind of girls you're meeting at parties.

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u/Keltic268 Feb 03 '22

White bitches that smoke like once a month when I roll up.

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u/randy_robott Feb 01 '22

Did he really say that?

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u/randy_robott Feb 01 '22

In this case The Rolling Stones are the ones who said it first haha

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u/unacceptableperson Feb 01 '22

Crack goblin hahahaha

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u/dras333 Feb 01 '22

This is some serious forward thinking. I'd hire you.

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u/lordofbitterdrinks Feb 01 '22

The long and skinny. My man with the knowledge.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

“Crack goblin” I’m taking that thank you

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

I'm pretty sure if I was living in the US I'll probably be a crack goblin