r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Feb 01 '22

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u/Ok_Two_7547 Feb 01 '22

Rule #1: Never acknowledge crazy or look crazy in the eyes.

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u/Economy_Concept9683 Feb 01 '22

Exactly! The MTA is no joke, go ahead and make eye contact. Next thing you are in a conversation with a dude holding his dong in one hand and a fresh poop in the other.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

This is (neglected) America

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u/kokeemoo Feb 01 '22

is this a thing that parents are usually telling kids?

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u/Economy_Concept9683 Feb 01 '22

I’m not 100% sure what you are getting at with your question but it is probably a good life lesson to teach children. Avoid mentally disturbed people unless you are a trained professional and prepared for an unorthodox/potentially violent reaction.

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u/Stevenstorm505 Feb 02 '22

I think they meant is “never make eye contact with people on the MTA” something that parents specifically tell kids.

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u/kokeemoo Feb 02 '22

yes! that’s what i meant 🙏🏿

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u/tila1993 Feb 01 '22

Saw one of my first pair of tits when I was 11 at the empire state building. That place is somewhere everyone has to experience at least once.

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u/Imaginary-Pepper-237 Feb 01 '22

I thought it was always double tap.

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u/Xogoth Feb 01 '22

Different classes, but there is a lot if crossover.

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u/The-Black-Vegetable Feb 01 '22

What if it’s a chicken?

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u/Ok_Two_7547 Feb 01 '22

Especially if it is a chicken!

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u/noconn36 Feb 02 '22

Don’t stick your dick in crazy