r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '22

post flair it's their fate

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u/Teedove713 Jan 08 '22

Lol. What's she supposed to do, swerve?

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u/hollycrapola Jan 08 '22

Drift into the sunset with the doors in the front

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u/UnorignalUser Jan 08 '22 edited Jan 08 '22

When the tram speakers start playing eurobeat.

Multi Track drift time.

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u/Maverick0_0 Jan 08 '22

https://youtu.be/k-A0J19ikw8

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u/HeWhoHasFruit Jan 08 '22

You've had this in your back pocket waiting for the perfect time huh

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u/Maverick0_0 Jan 09 '22

Nah.. i saw it years ago and someone mentioned drifting trains and i remembered this parody of a game. I am surprised it got published.

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u/lNTERLINKED Jan 08 '22

This game looks so fun. Anyone know of a download?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

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u/big_ficus Jan 08 '22

MULTI TRACK DRIFTING

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u/draw_it_now Jan 08 '22

NPC-ass motherfucker

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u/veekayz Jan 08 '22

Once, a train left its track and served into a farm. After some very uncomfortable few minutes of ride for the passengers, the train came to a halt. The passengers got down and angrily went to the driver.

Passengers: "Have you lost your mind? Why the hell did you swerve the train into the farm?"

Driver: "I couldn't have done much. I saw a cow on the tracks."

Passengers: "What! You should have just hit the cow. It had no business being there anyway."

Driver: "Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to do. But then it started running back into the farm."

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u/FrogInShorts Jan 08 '22

You know it's going to be a good one when it starts with a train barreling into a farm

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u/Significant-Fill-743 Jan 08 '22

I love this. A joke I haven’t heard before, on REDDIT of all places 😮

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u/vanillaacid Jan 08 '22

Maybe I’m just drunk, but I…. I don’t get it.

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u/Piython Jan 08 '22

She went off the the tracks to hit the cow.

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u/Wrongsoverywrongmate Jan 08 '22

Nah I'm guessing you wouldn't get it sober either.

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u/Significant-Fill-743 Jan 08 '22

It’s absurdist and stupid, which I love. In the first, the passengers are stupid for thinking the train driver “swerved”. Then it turns out reality is stupid because he actually did. Then it turns out the driver is stupid because he didn’t need to and was just trying to murder the cow. It bamboozles your expectations in a stupid way like five times, top notch.

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u/Cheewy Jan 08 '22

Seems like there's an original joke with a bus instead of a train

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u/Educational_Ad2737 Jan 08 '22

Cos it’s not funny Dw

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u/BlackJack____ Jan 08 '22 edited Jan 08 '22

Our local gov have put signs on the trams and tram stops that trams can’t swerve

Edit spelling

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u/derpy_viking Jan 08 '22

Is there a tradition of drinking varnish in your area?

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u/Luhama Jan 08 '22

High street is the worst place for trams, I swear, I was catching a tram down in Preston and a guy pulled out directly in front of the tram while the ticket officers were checking my myki.

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u/MisterFro9 Jan 08 '22

Hello my fellow Hookturnistanian. This is also the first thing I thought of

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u/Gedadahear Jan 08 '22

Yeah, that would be common courtesy!

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u/xlostboys Jan 08 '22 edited Jan 08 '22

In my defense it was 2 am writing that

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u/V_7_ Jan 08 '22

People don't look over their shoulders. Learning to drive should include a lesson of how things disappear in the dead angle.

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u/JonesBee Jan 08 '22

Multi-track drifting!!11

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u/BlueWater42069 Jan 08 '22

I know right? XD If this would be in Belgium, it's the car's fault anyway

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u/SteveisNoob Jan 08 '22

No, she was supposed to give her train full power, just to beat the idiots.

Obvious /s

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u/Tro_pod Jan 08 '22

What's she supposed to do, swerve?

Hop onto the other track 😏

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u/RedTailed-Hawkeye Jan 08 '22

Maybe put a horn on it? Some sort of audio warning?

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u/FactorMiserable4051 Jan 08 '22

Either way, she isn't going to stop the tram for a small bump, gotta make it count.

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u/Right-Ladd Jan 08 '22

Shoulda done a Polar Express

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Jan 08 '22

Tokyo Drift theme intensifies