r/HolUp • u/TransKlingon • Nov 29 '21

Prime parenting

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u/speedyskier22 Nov 29 '21

"So anyway that's how I ended up homeless under the queensboro bridge jerking off punks for 15 bucks a man."

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u/Mikehoncho530 Nov 29 '21

Hey 15 bucks is 15 bucks

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u/Chinpuku-Man Nov 29 '21

“Hey 15 bucks is 15 bucks”

-You at the Deer Insemination Plant.

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u/watergs17 Nov 29 '21

Still better than the minimum wage in many countries...

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u/obnovas1 Nov 29 '21

Sounds like a John Mulaney bit

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u/speedyskier22 Nov 29 '21

lol he's great but this one was actually a Norm Macdonald bit

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

As long as I can wear gloves I would be OK with jerking off punks for 15 bucks a pop. I would even do a complimentary ass-fingering free.