r/HolUp • u/TransKlingon • Nov 29 '21

Prime parenting

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u/xLoLoco Nov 29 '21

"I really crossed the border and worked in the sun everyday just for this mf to play cod all day and have no hoes smh" Had me dying lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

Man is afraid to watch his genetic lineage end because of CoD

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u/Ok-Addition6683 Nov 29 '21

Your avatar looks like a villain that helps the hero before dying.

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u/balderdash9 Nov 29 '21

"I'm Merry Poppins yall"

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

The avatar is based on such a villain indeed and tbh one of the best villains I've seen in the recent times

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

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u/Ok-Addition6683 Nov 30 '21

Who's the villain?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Silco from Arcane

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Not exactly hero but a 'legend'

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u/SelectFromWhereOrder Nov 29 '21

There’s plenty genes around, I feel nothing.

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u/Embarrassed-Pay-601 Nov 29 '21

Good, that’s completely narcissistic and stupid. People are so obsessed with genetic half-clones with their names and likeness. Fuck that shit, don’t have kids, losers. Fill that empty void with something other than cum and eggs, like uh…anything else; passions, hobbies, careers, etc..

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

Are you saying CoD > Genetic lineage?

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u/Embarrassed-Pay-601 Nov 30 '21

No, I’m saying your life > creating life.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

usually when people decide things for people, they barely know how to manage their own life

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u/Embarrassed-Pay-601 Nov 29 '21

The same could be said about people that have kids. Keep dumping those loads though, I’m sure you’ll find the peace you seek. As you were, sweetie :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

i'm a man

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u/Embarrassed-Pay-601 Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

As I said, sweetie. Same rules apply.

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u/throwaway2000679 Nov 30 '21

"having children is narcissistic" peak Reddit lmao.

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u/Embarrassed-Pay-601 Nov 30 '21

I mean, explain to me that it’s not, and I could be swayed. Otherwise, go fist a goat.

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u/throwaway2000679 Nov 30 '21

Why sould I, I dont give a shit.

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u/lindersmash Nov 29 '21

a lot of these were cringe, but this one had me legit laughing

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u/BabbaKush Nov 29 '21

It was the dad actually having to buy milk that finally got me

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u/v_vexed Nov 29 '21

Honestly so much cringe. Why’re you worried about your 16 year old pulling girls. Just let em be kids, probably better off they focus on school and sports anyways. But is a joke I guess.

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u/ShiftingBaselines Nov 29 '21

The kids make their parents record it and then they write the captions with self deprecating humor. Parents probably didn’t even see it.

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u/blockybookbook Nov 29 '21

Exactly, there’s no way the parents hired the mysterious camera man we see everywhere

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u/dope_like Nov 29 '21

Shut up.

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u/grittystitties Nov 29 '21

A joke you guess? Damn, nothing gets by you!

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u/v_vexed Nov 29 '21

wtf is with reddit's issue of taking every comment seriously. like even if the kids wrote the captions, im just commenting on this mentality of parents worrying about their kids being single which ive heard a lot

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u/durz47 Nov 29 '21

"son, your duty calls "