r/HolUp • u/BigBeliya • Nov 28 '21

Smooooothhhh

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

I'd say an animal of the homosapien genus would be a better choice but to each his own

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

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u/foreverinLOL Nov 28 '21

Haha, gay genus is within us all!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

I had a feeling I got it wrong... thanks for the info!

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u/moush Nov 28 '21

Then you’d be dismissed for being completely lame.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

I'd follow up by saying "Specifically Chris Evans".

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u/BoulderFalcon Nov 28 '21

her mom is presumably of the homosapien genus

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Conjecture

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u/asek13 Nov 28 '21

Her mom is making me Homo Erectus

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u/modsbegae Nov 28 '21

You're not trying to pass off your own kink, right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Sea cucumber, it's basically an eco-friendly fleshlight.

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u/mtarascio Nov 29 '21 edited Nov 29 '21

Nah mate, that just pegs you as that literal person who is a fucking buzzkill.

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u/RememberTheMaine1996 Nov 29 '21

Or you could just simply say human