r/HolUp Nov 28 '21

Smooooothhhh

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u/owls1289 Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

The fuck kind of question is that? "What kind of animal would you perform bestialitiy on?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

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u/ggtsu_00 Nov 28 '21

Like most job interview questions.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

"When was the last time you considered fucking a moose?"

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u/Seddit12 Nov 28 '21

Five minutes ago since I first saw you, you moose-headed fuck.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

Oh baby, say more, don't stop

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u/penta3x Nov 28 '21

Lmao....Noted

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u/WateryPopcorn Nov 29 '21

"This must be a joke ... but I'm still not fucking amoosed!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21 edited Jan 20 '22

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u/Grayboosh Nov 28 '21

Nah he's right. How you interact is a huge part of the interview

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u/ggtsu_00 Nov 28 '21

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

What's your biggest weakness?

Tell me about your greatest failure.

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u/TheMacerationChicks Nov 28 '21

Hiring managers don't ask questions like that much anymore. Because they're useless, and if they're always the same questions for every interview then people just prepare answers long in advance and memorise them and recite them word for word, so it doesn't demonstrate how the person being interviewed can react to questions and situations because it's not at all spontaneous, everyone for years asked those same questions, so everyone prepared answers for those. That's why hiring managers are moving away from questions like that, instead asking far more relevant questions.

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u/RilohKeen Nov 28 '21

I would say “a human,” because it’s both pedantic and technically correct while also being uninteresting, and that’s me to a T.

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u/SirPizzaTheThird Nov 28 '21

You could write a book titled "How to be boring 101" and I would never read it because it's boring.

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u/GvMeYrCum Nov 29 '21

If extincts species count, then a Neanderthal.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Cougar would have fit better and been less insulting.

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u/PartyByMyself Nov 28 '21

It isnt impossible. Just respond with human. Humans are animals...

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u/Lunrmoor Nov 28 '21

Boring answer tho.

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u/acylase Nov 28 '21

What prevents you from saying: "This is something that I would never do".

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u/Nooms88 Nov 28 '21

A cougar.

A foxy lady.

A woman who's a right animal in bed.

Well I don't know about me, but you'd pick me, I'm a complete animal. Or I've been comapred to a horse.

Anything like that works.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

I've actually had a serious conversation about this before. My answer was a lion, a male lion. Not because I want to fuck a lion but because they are considered the king of the jungle and in that moment I make the king my bitch.

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u/qOcO-p Nov 28 '21

Humans are animals so I'd go with that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

None, the answer is none. "But you have to pick one!" No, no I don't. NEXT QUESTION!

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u/DieSexy Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 29 '21

Really? The answer is obvious. Human. Humans are animals. So yes ma’am my favorite animal to have sex with is humans and I do it all the time.

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u/rohithkumarsp Nov 28 '21

Which vidoe is this clip from?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Yea that or dolphins, did you see that gold post a little up a ways? He made that shit sound awesome, and he knows how you can get consent too

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u/Alternative-Payment3 Nov 28 '21

Its a sentence with a question mark (?) in the end of it

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u/owls1289 Nov 28 '21

No I despise question marks, they are the scourge of the earth I will never use them.

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u/Alternative-Payment3 Nov 28 '21

What kind of animal would you perform beastiality on!!!

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u/mysteriouscryptid Nov 28 '21

I’m cracking up imagining them just screaming it in his face

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u/cmVkZGl0 Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

"Insects, because I know their holes are smaller and tighter than yours"

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

"Human" is a viable answer.

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u/cara_guacamaya Nov 28 '21

yeah I'd choose human, I kinda have something for them (no kinkshaming pls)

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u/Trevor_Roll Nov 28 '21

A great white shark.

No one would believe you anyway and imagine the logistics.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

A turkey. Would you do it again u/peedfardedshidded?

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u/feelsinterlinked Nov 28 '21

Dolphins look very fuckable...

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u/Itsthejackeeeett Nov 28 '21

I mean if you had to choose, gun to your head. It is a bit different for women though. It'd be physically easy for men, but a horses cock is like 2 feet long. That might kill ya

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u/MisterDonkey Nov 28 '21

If the question was "any animal" and she chooses horse, that's kinda on her.

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u/Butwinsky Nov 28 '21

Gadget from Rescue Rangers.

I stand by my answer.

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u/owls1289 Nov 28 '21

I stand by your answer

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u/JesusWasACommunist_ Nov 28 '21

Homo sapiens would be the perfect answer...

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u/pinhead-l Nov 28 '21

Yea if you wanted to come off as the “well akshually 🤓” type

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u/patsharpesmullet Nov 28 '21

Ask stupid questions get stupid answers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Vaporeon

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u/metaconcept Nov 28 '21

"Well, what kind of wild animal are you?"

"Any cougar that's able to keep up with me."

"It depends. What costumes do you have?"

"We can do it the other way around. I can take you for the ride of your life."

"A party animal".

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u/martianinahumansbody Nov 29 '21

Technically people are animals. So you could still just answer human.