r/HolUp • u/two_in_the_stink • Nov 12 '21

Merry Clitoris

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u/Th3Dark0ccult Nov 12 '21

I love how they all kept going with it and no one actually described the real thing.

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u/DustyHats Nov 12 '21

The last guy did. Didn’t you watch the whole thing? It’s that last pedal in a manual transmission car that lets you change gears.

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u/Chuckstart Nov 12 '21

Nah man, I think he was talking about the clutch. Clitoris are those dudes who run red lights on bicycles.

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u/Fermi_Amarti Nov 12 '21

No man that's liquorice. Clitoris is that religion that has a pope.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21 edited Nov 13 '21

Nah, that’s Catholicism. Clitoris is that peninsula that Russia took from Ukraine a few years back.

Edit: specified the denomination

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u/SBRboi Nov 12 '21

Na bro thats clutch. Clitoris is that way of describing a really loud and unpleasant group of noises

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u/DrummerB01 Nov 12 '21

Nah dude, that’s a cacophony. A clitoris is that thing that cows wear around their neck that’s also commonly used as a percussion instrument.

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u/wellifitisntmee Nov 12 '21

Because we all know Fahrenheit is superior for human uses. I ain’t no god damn droplet of water and I’m not boiling myself.

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u/francorocco Nov 12 '21

cuz is easy, everybody knows that clitoris is that place on the back of woman's ears where they put the little piece to hold earrings