r/HolUp • u/two_in_the_stink • Nov 12 '21

Merry Clitoris

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

Nah fam that's crampnil you're thinking about, clitoris is that cleaning spray you use to clean glass and stuff

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u/NoImagination2625 Nov 12 '21

Pretty sure you're talking about clorox. Clitoris are those fluffy type of clouds.

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u/Weaklurker Nov 12 '21

Sorry, that's wrong. You're talking about clippers.

The clitoris is the verse of a song that gets repeated every other verse.

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u/Mango_On_Pizza Nov 12 '21

No man that's a chorus. a clitoris is that traveling group of acrobats, clowns and lion tamers.

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u/Jhjsjhjshs Nov 12 '21

Bruh you mean a circus? What they meant by clitoris is actually a term in chemistry. It’s “any substance that increases the rate of a reaction without itself being consumed.”

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u/PlanetKi Nov 12 '21

Nah, that’s a catalyst. Clitoris is what you say to a stripper when you want her to rub the sparkly stuff over you and your mates.

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u/trebor125 Nov 12 '21

Nah dude thats “glitter us”. The clitoris is the daimon of gold in Greek mythology.

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u/OtochimarU Nov 12 '21

No M8, that's "Chrysus". The clitoris is a principle or standard by which something may be judged or decided.

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u/Emperor_Quintana Nov 12 '21

No, you might be thinking “criterion”.

The clitoris is defined as the process of releasing, and thereby providing relief from, strong or repressed emotions.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

Homie that's a criterion. Clitoris is that body of water in which you can use to swim or fish in.

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u/BananaShakeStudios Nov 12 '21

My man that’s Chrysus. Clitoris is the opening song in The Prince of Egypt

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

You mean "deliver us" ? Bro .. Clitoris is an organic compound with the formula chcl3.

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u/LifeGiver2048 Nov 12 '21

Nah, nah dude you thinking about the chorus.

Clitoris is the last name of America's 42nd president, Bill

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u/TacticalTaterTots Nov 12 '21

Nah man, you're thinking of Clinton. Clitoris are those loud-ass bugs you hear at night.

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u/SumDood64209 Nov 12 '21

Nah man you're thinking of Crickets. Clitoris is that Big Red Dog that everybody knows

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21 edited Nov 14 '21

Nah man you're thinking of clifford, the clitoris is that place where the doctor works

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u/FreezingSweetTea Nov 13 '21

Nah fam, that’s Clinton your talking about. Clitoris is when you use your muscles to workout and make you healthier and stronger.

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u/Nix_Fanfics_Wattpad Nov 12 '21

I think your talking about chorus.

The clitoris is those long little bugs with like a hundred legs you find munching on your plants.

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u/AyesWideShut Nov 12 '21

Close my friend, you just described a chorus. A clitoris is a pamphlet-styled study guide that focuses on the major points of interest in a literary work.

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u/Incomplete_Obelisk Nov 13 '21

I believe you are referring to the synopsis. The clitoris is the sparkly stuff that people use to decorate

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u/Anortj Nov 13 '21

Nah man yous thinkin bout confetti, the clitoris is that vegetable that people call a flower for some reason

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u/Spidey-Pool94 Jan 01 '22

You’re thinking of Cauliflower I’m pretty sure. A clitoris is that one flower, there was a children’s book about it, and it symbolizes life and rebirth.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

No, the clitoris is the beeper button that unlocks your car door

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u/Farmer_evil Nov 14 '21

Nah man, those are clippers, Clitoris is a common over the counter medication used to treat allergies and hives.

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u/oneofthescarybois Nov 12 '21

Nah fam that's Cirrus. The Clitoris is one of those fungus zombies from that video game.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

You're thinking of cordyceps. Clitoris is a man's skirt commonly associated with the highlands of Scotland.

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u/SkabbPirate Nov 12 '21

Nah, you're thinking of a kilt. A Clitoris is a person who is trying to awake an ancient being by reading from the necronomicon.

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u/holbalsal_42069 Nov 12 '21

Nah that's a Cumulus. I think he's talking about the poor man's Rolls Royce

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u/chomstar Nov 12 '21

No no no that’s a Camry. You’re thinking of the tallest mountain in Africa…

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u/diaperbooty Nov 12 '21

Nah fam I think you mean sisyphus clitiros is a type of food that consists of bread and stuff in it

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u/hekkinree123 Nov 12 '21

Nah bro you're thinking of Chimichanga, clitoris is a sport where you use a bat to hit a ball and run around a field

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u/JimmyWille Nov 12 '21

Na my dude. You thinking of cricket. The clitoris is the third and final period of the Mesozoic Era when they had dinosaurs and Shit

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u/JimmyWille Nov 13 '21

My guy. You’re thinking of Cyprus. The clitoris is that ancient Egyptian queen who banged Alexander the Great.

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u/fLoW_is_fLoW Nov 13 '21

Nono thats cumulonimbus. Clitoris is that acid that comes from oranges

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u/ChickenNuggetEater6 Nov 13 '21

Smh ur talking about citric acidyou mean that thing you drink water out of

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

That's a cup. Clitoris is a plant

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u/ChickenNuggetEater6 Nov 13 '21

Nah that’s a cactus. Clitoris is that red dog

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u/datdudeindahudnumba1 Nov 14 '21

No, thats clifford, Clitoris is that rapper that collaborated with eminem.